All they do is complain.
They think it's their money
We have overdue loans here & here.
They are beginning to notice
that their money isn't repaid.
But we're a superbrand
What harm can a forum do?
It's worse than you think
they, they.......
they are laughing at us.
they keep doing it, and asking technical questions
Everybody out, except Becky, Jack and the salsa instructor
I told you this would happen
I said we should have dealt with it sooner
when that traitor hor started undermining us in public
I gave you everything you asked for,
you wanted a ping pong table, you got one
you wanted salsa classes, you got them
I even let you go to the pub early on Fridays
and you can't even fix a small problem
But they want their money back
They'll get their money when I say so.
But, they say we are spineless
Do they not know we are the biggest P2P lender ?
Shut them up
They think they are so clever, typing in CAPITALS
Making cheap jokes about FC
Telling us how to do our job
Is it our fault people forget to pay?
It's hard work building houses....
...our borrowers don't have time to pay.
and why should they, they are busy people.
Those snivelling forum moaners don't know a thing.
We can't waste time collecting money
we have a website to rebuild
I want all loan parts in random order
I want another 502 bad gateway and I want it now.
and I want a new logo in a different shade of purple
Those IT people think they are so clever with their post-it notes
and their fairy lights round their monitors. But they don't do what I say.
Fix it now or I will close the putting green
Don't worry Anna, they can't take the massage table.
It's no good, we have to make a futile gesture
Something has to go, even if it makes us look foolish....
...a pointless, petty sacrifice.
Ditch the forum
I want them all gone. That smart arse Adrian, Derek...
..and especially that village idiot and his cardigan talk.
Close the forum down at all costs.