WEBVTT 0 00:00.500 --> 00:03.250 All they do is complain. 1 00:04.000 --> 00:05.500 They think it's their money 2 00:05.650 --> 00:07.500 We have overdue loans here & here. 3 00:08.000 --> 00:12.000 They are beginning to notice 4 00:12.990 --> 00:15.500 that their money isn't repaid. 5 00:17.500 --> 00:19.000 But we're a superbrand 6 00:19.000 --> 00:21.500 What harm can a forum do? 7 00:24.750 --> 00:26.500 It's worse than you think 8 00:27.500 --> 00:28.500 they, they....... 9 00:31.000 --> 00:33.500 they are laughing at us. 10 00:34.000 --> 00:36.000 they keep doing it, and asking technical questions 11 00:53.000 --> 00:58.500 Everybody out, except Becky, Jack and the salsa instructor 12 01:13.000 --> 01:15.000 I told you this would happen 13 01:15.250 --> 01:17.750 I said we should have dealt with it sooner 14 01:18.750 --> 01:23.250 when that traitor hor started undermining us in public 15 01:25.250 --> 01:28.000 I gave you everything you asked for, 16 01:29.250 --> 01:31.000 you wanted a ping pong table, you got one 17 01:31.500 --> 01:34.000 you wanted salsa classes, you got them 18 01:34.750 --> 01:37.750 I even let you go to the pub early on Fridays 19 01:37.500 --> 01:40.500 and you can't even fix a small problem 20 01:40.500 --> 01:42.750 But they want their money back 21 01:42.750 --> 01:46.250 They'll get their money when I say so. 22 01:46.500 --> 01:48.799 But, they say we are spineless 23 01:48.799 --> 01:52.000 Do they not know we are the biggest P2P lender ? 24 01:53.000 --> 01:54.500 Shut them up 25 01:56.000 --> 01:57.750 They think they are so clever, typing in CAPITALS 26 01:57.750 --> 02:00.500 Making cheap jokes about FC 27 02:00.500 --> 02:03.500 Telling us how to do our job 28 02:04.500 --> 02:08.000 Is it our fault people forget to pay? 29 02:08.750 --> 02:13.500 It's hard work building houses.... 30 02:14.000 --> 02:16.750 ...our borrowers don't have time to pay. 31 02:17.500 --> 02:21.750 and why should they, they are busy people. 32 02:27.000 --> 02:29.000 Those snivelling forum moaners don't know a thing. 33 02:30.500 --> 02:34.000 We can't waste time collecting money 34 02:34.500 --> 02:36.500 we have a website to rebuild 35 02:41.000 --> 02:42.500 I want all loan parts in random order 36 02:43.000 --> 02:47.500 I want another 502 bad gateway and I want it now. 37 02:48.500 --> 02:53.000 and I want a new logo in a different shade of purple 38 02:54.000 --> 02:56.000 Those IT people think they are so clever with their post-it notes 39 02:56.500 --> 02:59.750 and their fairy lights round their monitors. But they don't do what I say. 40 03:00.000 --> 03:02.500 Fix it now or I will close the putting green 41 03:04.750 --> 03:07.500 Don't worry Anna, they can't take the massage table. 42 03:14.250 --> 03:16.250 It's no good, we have to make a futile gesture 43 03:19.250 --> 03:23.250 Something has to go, even if it makes us look foolish.... 44 03:25.550 --> 03:26.750 ...a pointless, petty sacrifice. 45 03:31.500 --> 03:33.750 Ditch the forum 46 03:40.750 --> 03:46.250 I want them all gone. That smart arse Adrian, Derek... 47 03:46.500 --> 03:49.000 ..and especially that village idiot and his cardigan talk. 48 03:53.750 --> 03:56.000 Close the forum down at all costs.