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Here is the itinerary of the trip

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First we'll fly to Florida

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and then we'll board the cruise ship

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We'll sail to Mexico and around to Belize

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and then we will hike up to ruins Chichen Itza and Palenque

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This will be the best tour

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I can't wait to see all the ruins of the Nephites

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My Fuehrer ...

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Joseph ...

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Joseph Smith told us where the Book of Mormon happened

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The Nephites lived in North America

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Everybody leave except Winchester, Sorenson, Lund, and Roper

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This is a disaster!

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The Book of Mormon happened in North America?

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Why on earth would such notable scholars publish countless works on Mexico

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if the Book of Mormon didn't even happen there?

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I feel like such an idiot

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FARMS, the Maxwell Institute--they all tricked me.

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They publish articles explaining why there's no ancient Jewish DNA

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 in the Americas. It was completely wiped out!

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My Fuehrer, they actually found it in North America ...

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What's next, artifacts with Hebrew writing?

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My Fuehrer, that's exactly what they found

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Then why don't they ever use that for evidence?

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They don't believe their own book.

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Do you have any idea

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how much money I wasted on that cruise, those books,

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just to find out that there were actually ancient Hebrews in the US?

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Sorenson said Nephites were sacrificing rodents in Mesoamerica

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like they never read the law of Moses.

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It was the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard

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I gave up on religion and became an Atheist like Stalin!

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No wonder it's so easy for anti-Mormons

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to attack the Book of Mormon when these scholars say it happened

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where a Nephite had never actually set foot

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Unbelievable

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This whole freaking time, they have been producing these bogus publications

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It was as simple as reading what Joseph Smith said over and over again

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What were these people thinking?

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Did they really think their research was more valid

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than the revelations of their prophet?

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It's okay, we can go on Meldrum's tour

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Imagine how these people will feel

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when they learn that their life's work was for nothing

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That must suck

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The mystery is solved

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But if you think I can't still have a good time in Mexico, you're sorely mistaken

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This better be one heck of a cruise

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Well, now we know.