WEBVTT 0 00:00.500 --> 00:03.250 Sir, we have checked where the IGA buy their vegetables from.. 1 00:04.000 --> 00:05.500 it seems nothing is grown locally, but comes from near here.. 2 00:05.650 --> 00:07.500 just outside Berlin... 3 00:08.000 --> 00:12.000 its the only way the expensive prices can be explained.. 4 00:12.990 --> 00:15.500 that's why they have some basic items one week but not the next... 5 00:17.500 --> 00:19.000 You'd think now I have my Work Permit, groceries would be the least of my problems 6 00:19.000 --> 00:21.500 You'd think now I have my Work Permit, groceries would be the least of my problems 7 00:24.750 --> 00:26.500 My Leader.. 8 00:27.500 --> 00:28.500 Immigration.... 9 00:31.000 --> 00:33.500 Immigration has lost all your paperwork.. we asked... 10 00:34.000 --> 00:36.000 but it seems the person dealing with it had just stepped out 11 00:53.000 --> 00:58.500 Everyone who also had Permit issues leave the room now 12 01:13.000 --> 01:15.000 I HAVE BEEN WAITING 3 MONTHS !! 13 01:15.250 --> 01:17.750 I SUBMIITED IT THREE MONTHS IN ADVANCE !! 14 01:18.750 --> 01:23.250 JUST LIKE THEY ASKED !!! 15 01:25.250 --> 01:28.000 HOW MANY TIMES DID I HAVE TO GO BACK FOR MY POLICE RECORD CHECK.... 16 01:29.250 --> 01:31.000 AND HOW MANY TIMES TO THE NIB OFFICE.... 17 01:31.500 --> 01:34.000 ITS A F**KING CONSPIRACY I TELL YOU !! 18 01:34.750 --> 01:37.750 AND THE MEDICAL ! AND ALL THE F**CKING BLOOD THEY TOOK OUT.. 19 01:37.500 --> 01:40.500 AND ENDLESS COPIES OF PAPERWORK THEY CANT COPY FOR THEMSELVES! 20 01:40.500 --> 01:42.750 My leader.. we did Fast Track your Permit application.. 21 01:42.750 --> 01:46.250 YOU KNOW THATS JUST A SCAM TO GET AN EXTRA 500 BUCKS OF ME !! 22 01:46.500 --> 01:48.799 My Leader, we must put our faith in the Fast Track sytem.. 23 01:48.799 --> 01:52.000 AND HOW CAN THAT WORK WHEN EVERY DESK IS PILED HIGH WITH PAPERWORK.. 24 01:53.000 --> 01:54.500 ITS JUST POINTLESS.... 25 01:56.000 --> 01:57.750 THIS IS WHY I SAID "GO FOR THE PRC"... 26 01:57.750 --> 02:00.500 BUT "NO" YOU SAID - AS MY HOUSE WASN'T EXPENSIVE ENOUGH AND I DONT VOLUNTEER OR SUPPORT ANY CHARITIES.. 27 02:00.500 --> 02:03.500 BUT "NO" YOU SAID AS MY HOUSE WASN'T EXPENSIVE ENOUGH AND I DONT VOLUNTEER OR SUPPORT ANY CHARITIES.. 28 02:04.500 --> 02:08.000 I SAID I SHOULD JUST BE A SNOW-BIRD, THEY DONT HAVE ALL THIS F**KING GRIEF.. 29 02:08.750 --> 02:13.500 COMING HERE IN NOVEMBER, LEAVING IN APRIL, SAYING THEY ARE LIVING THE F**KING DREAM..!!! 30 02:14.000 --> 02:16.750 WHY OH WHY IS IT SO HARD FOR THEM TO UNDERSTAND.... 31 02:17.500 --> 02:21.750 ITS DIFFERENT ACTUALLY LIVING HERE... 32 02:27.000 --> 02:29.000 I thought getting the car sticker was bad enough.. 33 02:30.500 --> 02:34.000 I do the right thing - I dont get a sticker just by "knowing a guy" without doing the test 34 02:34.500 --> 02:36.500 I like waiting for hours, back and forth to the Treasury 35 02:41.000 --> 02:42.500 there is only one thing for it.. 36 02:43.000 --> 02:47.500 I AM GOING TO GET ON TRIPADVISOR AND BECOME A F**KING TCI EXPERT.. 37 02:48.500 --> 02:53.000 MAYBE BY PRETENDING TO KNOW IT ALL I MAY GET A BELONGERSHIP.. 38 02:54.000 --> 02:56.000 I'M NOT EVEN BOTHERED ABOUT THE RIGHT TO VOTE 39 02:56.500 --> 02:59.750 BUT AT LEAST IT'LL BE EASIER COMING THROUGH THE AIRPORT 40 03:00.000 --> 03:02.500 BUT I STILL WONT PAY 5 BUCKS FOR A F**KING TROLLEY 41 03:04.750 --> 03:07.500 Dont worry, Customs will still get cash out of him 42 03:14.250 --> 03:16.250 I think I will go to the Fish Fry.. 43 03:19.250 --> 03:23.250 take my mind off things... be a tourist.. 44 03:25.550 --> 03:26.750 I will need someone to go with though 45 03:31.500 --> 03:33.750 Yes, plenty of fried Conch I think..... 46 03:40.750 --> 03:46.250 Thats assuming it hasn't moved by tonight 47 03:46.500 --> 03:49.000 like every other f**king restaurant here that changes its location.. 48 03:53.750 --> 03:56.000 cant even get into Coco Bistro...