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The new Sergent Pepper rail line

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will serve thousands in North Liverpool

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It'll run from Lime Street

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and loops as far as Tuebrook

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all the way round to Bramley Moore

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I don't know why it would go to Bramley Moore

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Everton can't afford the stadium

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Aldo....

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Everton...

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Everton have announced their new waterfront stadium

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And Liverpool County Council are to be guarantors

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Can all those who have blueshite mates, family, please leave the room.

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Mayor Joe Anderson

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Mayor Joe fucking blueshite Anderson

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The Pie Crust Snorting Wizard

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He told me I had nothing to worry about

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How many other lies has he told me

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All those snidey trips down to London....

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...to meet Farhad Moshiri and Bill watch this space Kenwright

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I even lent him the train fare

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Aldo, the council have bent over backwards for us...

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...and so they fucking should, 5 fucking times and all that.

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Aldo, we are not the only club in the city.

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Wash your fucking mouth out with soap you Chang swilling blert

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What about the World Heritage status?

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What about the small boats from North Wales?

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What about the kite flyers?

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Where will our children play?

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Instead we will have Everton Football Club... 

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...forever associated with our famous waterfront

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Can you not grasp the consequences?

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They'll be pissing themselves laughing at us

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We've got to get our heads together here

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..or we face losing everything we've built

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We need to organise a march

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It's a Grand Old Team to support...

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..what does that even fucking mean? Tell me that.

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And that other song they bang out...

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...banks of the Royal Blue Mersey.

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They fucking knew all along...

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...right under our fucking noses.

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Don't cry, we still have a big stand with elevators.

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I should've known this would happen

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Derek Acorah warned me in my last session

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And I didn't listen

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Do you know what he said?

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Be wary of fat bald men who go the hairdresses...

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...and attend the gym.

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Its over.