The new Sergent Pepper rail line
will serve thousands in North Liverpool
It'll run from Lime Street
and loops as far as Tuebrook
all the way round to Bramley Moore
I don't know why it would go to Bramley Moore
Everton can't afford the stadium
Aldo....
Everton...
Everton have announced their new waterfront stadium
And Liverpool County Council are to be guarantors
Can all those who have blueshite mates, family, please leave the room.
Mayor Joe Anderson
Mayor Joe fucking blueshite Anderson
The Pie Crust Snorting Wizard
He told me I had nothing to worry about
How many other lies has he told me
All those snidey trips down to London....
...to meet Farhad Moshiri and Bill watch this space Kenwright
I even lent him the train fare
Aldo, the council have bent over backwards for us...
...and so they fucking should, 5 fucking times and all that.
Aldo, we are not the only club in the city.
Wash your fucking mouth out with soap you Chang swilling blert
What about the World Heritage status?
What about the small boats from North Wales?
What about the kite flyers?
Where will our children play?
Instead we will have Everton Football Club...
...forever associated with our famous waterfront
Can you not grasp the consequences?
They'll be pissing themselves laughing at us
We've got to get our heads together here
..or we face losing everything we've built
We need to organise a march
It's a Grand Old Team to support...
..what does that even fucking mean? Tell me that.
And that other song they bang out...
...banks of the Royal Blue Mersey.
They fucking knew all along...
...right under our fucking noses.
Don't cry, we still have a big stand with elevators.
I should've known this would happen
Derek Acorah warned me in my last session
And I didn't listen
Do you know what he said?
Be wary of fat bald men who go the hairdresses...
...and attend the gym.
Its over.