So he starts demanding help and tells me he's having difficulties
with hacking a machine in the labs
i take a deep breath, trying to think
how i can help him without giving up too much information
And then he tells me "I tried everything"....
EVERYTHING
can you imagine?
I was trying my hardest not to pee in my pants...
....everything....
so i asked him "have you tried bruteforcing? Maybe that will give you some access"
So he tells me he attached a 3 TB storage with a huge password list
and has been bruteforcing for 5 days now..
And all this time,
I can hear muts saying
in the back of my head...
"ASK HIM IF HE HAS TRIED HARDER".
And i think to myself
I better not say that
Otherwise he'll get pissed off...
But by now i've peed in my pants a little....
Can you imagine
the poor guy bruteforcing for 5 days
So, i figure, i have to help him
I need to give him some good advice
how do i give him motivation
so i tell him...
look...
if i were you, i would take some time, relax...
and TRY HARDER...
i actually said...
i actually said it
and i get a salary for it!
can you imagine, that i get paid...
for telling people to try harder!
What did he say?
he said....
I think he started crying
He said "Ok, i'll try harder".
It's like that every day, we get 10-20 people like that
So you like your job?
Yes, but i had to replace my office chair 4 times now
i just keep peeing on myself
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