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So he starts demanding help and tells me he's having difficulties

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with hacking a machine in the labs

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i take a deep breath, trying to think

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 how i can help him without giving up too much information

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And then he tells me "I tried everything"....

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EVERYTHING

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can you imagine?

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I was trying my hardest not to pee in my pants...

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....everything....

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so i asked him "have you tried bruteforcing? Maybe that will give you some access" 

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So he tells me he attached a 3 TB storage with a huge password list

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and has been bruteforcing for 5 days now..

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And all this time, 

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I can hear muts saying 

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in the back of my head...

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"ASK HIM IF HE HAS TRIED HARDER".

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And i think to myself

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I better not say that

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Otherwise he'll get pissed off...

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But by now i've peed in my pants a little....

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Can you imagine

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the poor guy bruteforcing for 5 days

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So, i figure, i have to help him

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I need to give him some good advice

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how do i give him motivation

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so i tell him...

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so i tell him...

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look...

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if i were you, i would take some time, relax...

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and TRY HARDER...

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i actually said...

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i actually said it

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and i get a salary for it!

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can you imagine, that i get paid...

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for telling people to try harder!

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What did he say?

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he said....

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I think he started crying

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He said "Ok, i'll try harder".

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It's like that every day, we get 10-20 people like that

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So you like your job?

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Yes, but i had to replace my office chair 4 times now

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i just keep peeing on myself

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We're hiring...

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