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Mr Jack, I have just heard the Porty are on their way.

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Apparently they are on a new team bus.

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Heading south, passed the bus station.

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I think they will all be drinking again so,

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I expect them to be loud and in our faces again!

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They're all WANKERS Bash!!!

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What's wrong with cans of juice??

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Mr Jack!

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Eh!

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You know how they took Dunny, Paddy and McFarlane?

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They've also signed Colin Brown!!

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Fuck sakes, right Bash, Greg, Mitch and Roy stay - the rest get the fuck out!

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How the FUCK can this happen?

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Those cunts are out drinking every week!!

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Having fun, chattin up birds in DeVitos - they're takin the PISS out of us!!

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We have no fuckin chance now!

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That bastard Dunny is laughing at us all now!!

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Their minds games are fucking my head up!!

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I told you cunts to sign Colin the minute he split up from his missus!

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Now you're telling me he's gone to fuck Williams at the Porty!

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Hammy says he's due an 8 baller soon.

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Don't be fuckin stupid Roy!  He's fuckin worse than you now!

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We still have Greg, he's nearly as good as you.

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Who gives a FUCK now anyway! We're no match for them lot!

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They're too fuckin good!!

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The leagues a gonner boys.

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These Porty wankers caught us with our pants down.....

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giving us a right fuckin anal humping!!

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Those bastards have no weak links - even Dave McFarlane is cueing well!

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Unless me and Greg both win, the teams fucked!

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We're forever pulling this team out the shit!!

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They've already pumped us once up at their place.

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We're becoming a joke!

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This teams a joke!!

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Bash, you're meant to be getting better!

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You should be practicing more.....

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instead of fucking about with the SPA mob!!

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FUCK ME!!!!

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I can't believe i'm going to have to settle for another runners up trophy!

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I can't get their fuckin smug faces out of my head!!

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I knew I should've quit at the end of last season.

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I've already missed the whole 2nd series of Poldark as my Sky Box is fucked!!

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Fuckin Gordon Smith won't even do me a homer these days!!

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Don't worry Claire, we still have the Bingo tomorrow night.

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Well lads, I've done my best.

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Our chances are completely out the window now.

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DUNNY wins!

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Colin and Williams will probably win the doubles too.

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I'm tellin you, if i don't win the singles this year.....

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I'm definitely packin it it!

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Maybe Colin's just better now :(