As you can see, Coach Harbaugh...
Our 2017 class is coming along quite nicely.
Donovan Peoples-Jones from Detroit just committed...
and Dylan McCaffrey is a sure-fire future first rounder
O'Maury Samuels is underrated and should make a fine running back.
Good. We should move up in the class rankings now that...
Isaiah Wilson has committed to us.
Uh Coach...
Wilson...
Wilson committed to UGA.
He said that "Savages wanna play with Savages".
Everyone who was not invited to the sleep over tonight should leave immediately...
WE WERE HIS LEADER FOR A YEAR!!!
I BOUGHT HIM HIS OWN PAIR OF DAD PANTS!!!
UGA DIDN'T EVEN WIN EIGHT GAMES THIS YEAR!!!
I MIGHT AS WELL GO COACH THE L.A. RAMS!!!
YA BUNCH OF LOSERS!!!
HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO HAVE THE #1 CLASS NOW?!?!
YOU ALL SHOULD HAVE RECRUITED BETTER!!!
WHAT DOES UGA HAVE THAT WE DON'T???
Coach...Athens is a beautiful town and...
IT'S LIKE A WINTER WONDERLAND UP HERE!!!
Coach...They have Chik-Fil-A...
MY MOM'S FRIED CHICKEN IS BETTER!!!
SHE USES PAPRIKA!!!
COOKS IT IN PEANUT OIL!!!
NOT CANOLA!!!
WHO THE HELL EVEN LIKES WAFFLE FRIES ANYWAY?!?!?!
POLYNESIAN SAUCE IS GROSS AND...
MCDONALD'S NUGGETS ARE BETTER!!!
HOW COULD YOU IDIOTS LET KIRBY OUT-RECRUIT US?!?!
I HELD SATELLITE CAMPS IN GEORGIA FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!
I wore the stupid Braves shirt...
The Braves are an embarrassment...
I'm a Tigers fan damnit!
There is no reason why...
WE SHOULD BE OUT-RECRUITED BY...
A BUNCH OF BACKWARDS HILLBILLIES!!!
I BET UGA'S GIRLS...
ARE WILDA-BEASTS COMPARED...
TO THOSE OF THE GREAT UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN!!!
Don't worry. We can apply to UGA when we get home.
Our class is ruined...
Speight is going to be taking sacks left and right.
At least our class is...
better than Ohio State's class.
I'm gonna go change into my favorite PJ's and...
drink a warm glass of milk.
I hate Kirby.