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As you can see, Coach Harbaugh...

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Our 2017 class is coming along quite nicely.

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Donovan Peoples-Jones from Detroit just committed...

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and Dylan McCaffrey is a sure-fire future first rounder

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O'Maury Samuels is underrated and should make a fine running back.

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Good. We should move up in the class rankings now that...

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Isaiah Wilson has committed to us.

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Uh Coach...

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Wilson...

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Wilson committed to UGA.

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He said that "Savages wanna play with Savages".

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Everyone who was not invited to the sleep over tonight should leave immediately...

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WE WERE HIS LEADER FOR A YEAR!!!

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I BOUGHT HIM HIS OWN PAIR OF DAD PANTS!!!

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UGA DIDN'T EVEN WIN EIGHT GAMES THIS YEAR!!!

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I MIGHT AS WELL GO COACH THE L.A. RAMS!!!

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YA BUNCH OF LOSERS!!!

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HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO HAVE THE #1 CLASS NOW?!?! 

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YOU ALL SHOULD HAVE RECRUITED BETTER!!!

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WHAT DOES UGA HAVE THAT WE DON'T???

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Coach...Athens is a beautiful town and...

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IT'S LIKE A WINTER WONDERLAND UP HERE!!!

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Coach...They have Chik-Fil-A...

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MY MOM'S FRIED CHICKEN IS BETTER!!!

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SHE USES PAPRIKA!!!

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COOKS IT IN PEANUT OIL!!!

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NOT CANOLA!!!

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WHO THE HELL EVEN LIKES WAFFLE FRIES ANYWAY?!?!?!

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POLYNESIAN SAUCE IS GROSS AND...

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MCDONALD'S NUGGETS ARE BETTER!!!

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HOW COULD YOU IDIOTS LET KIRBY OUT-RECRUIT US?!?!

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I HELD SATELLITE CAMPS IN GEORGIA FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!

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I wore the stupid Braves shirt...

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The Braves are an embarrassment...

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I'm a Tigers fan damnit!

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There is no reason why...

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WE SHOULD BE OUT-RECRUITED BY...

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A BUNCH OF BACKWARDS HILLBILLIES!!!

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I BET UGA'S GIRLS...

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ARE WILDA-BEASTS COMPARED...

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TO THOSE OF THE GREAT UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN!!!

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Don't worry. We can apply to UGA when we get home.

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Our class is ruined...

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Speight is going to be taking sacks left and right.

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At least our class is...

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better than Ohio State's class.

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I'm gonna go change into my favorite PJ's and...

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drink a warm glass of milk.

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I hate Kirby.