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Salmon

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You were in a late night chat

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and then, suddenly Boromir said something strange

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tell us more. explain.

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Boromir fucked a banana

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yes so...

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I'm sorry. continue.

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they offered me much money... (laughs)

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so I took a bet

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(laughs) excuse me

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sorry, unprofessional

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So uhm

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so you took a BANANA (laughs)

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I really don't know what's funny

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sorry I'm out of bounds

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so that means that you uhm, had sex with it?

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how did that go?

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so he ate the banana first

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and took the peel

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it was hard at first

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but where's a will there's away.

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so I finished the job (laughs)

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(laughs)

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(laughs)

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(pisses his pants)

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I'm not proud of it.