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The situation is dire.

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The Situationship...

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...has caused much angst...

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...and as a result we've summoned a Witch...

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...and they've applied a Hex to Ava...

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So, she'll be feeling

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much better then?

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Ah...Sir...

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...actually...

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...actually the Hex...welll...

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...backfired, Sir.

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OK...stay in the room if you're in Forster, McMeekin or Allen.

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YOU HAD ONE JOB.

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Are you FREAKING KIDDING ME?

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You pulled a Major Arcana!

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*sniffles*

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What do you mean:

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"Flew too close to the sun??"

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Do you realise what you've done?

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She'll be feeling WORSE!

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Sir, we can clease the vessel...

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Oh, NOW you're a mystic arts expert?

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I consulting Discord, Sir!

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Oh? In my day we used a FREAKING LIBRARY!

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Idiots!

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I bet she just happened to

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"run into" her Situationship??

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Bet that felt FREAKIN' GREAT!

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Talk about hella awkward!

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Of all the things that could happen!

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Like Year 12 hasn't been enough!

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Few seasons of Buffy and you're an expert??

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At least finish Season 5.

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May as well have staked her heart...

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....and pulled her hair.

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Seriously.

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What did your "D&D Books" say??

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Minus 2 Heart damage?

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And not only do I need to...

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...apologise to Ava, I've got to grovel

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to some online Witch Coven, too?

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It's ok, we'll burn some insense.

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Should have stuck with Art Fight.

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I'm really good at that.

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I must attack.

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Pastels for example.

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I'm really good at those. Better than hexes. You should see the blending.

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Other teams don't stand a chance.

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OK, I better message Ava...