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Here is where the algae is

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turning the pool green

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And over here is

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where the liner is coming up

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and needs to be replaced

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We hired Steiner's

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It is clear

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Stinky

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Steiner

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Steiner didn't do the reflecting pool

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Steiner refused

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Everyone but Couchy, Temu Dracula, Wiles, and Don Jr., leave now

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A knife and algae

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Criminal algae, they want to ruin

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the city, just to make me look bad

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They hate me like my parents did

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I want them arrested

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I want them followed by Kash's SS

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It is the greatest pool

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And with tears in its-

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The work was done quickly and-

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Then lie and say it was Obama

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Stinky, no one believes that now

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I didn't stop eating cheeseburgers for this

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Call I'm Eric

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My uncle went to MIT

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and was the youngest professor

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who ever did hydrosonic nuclear

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I have genius in my bones

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And if I say it's clear then it is

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I have worked harder than everyone

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And done more good for us than Stalin

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And I listen to you now

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Tell me my works turn green

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I used to say you're fired

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but not now

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I am the President of the United States

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The greatest in history, Teddy Roosevelt

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told me when I asked him

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I got the FIFA Peace Prize

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And you insult me over a pool

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It's OK, grandpa's tired

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I have lost a few fans

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I am out of diet coke

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It's time

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to do

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the YMCA again, the people love it

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Life was more fun with Jeff

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It's Joe Biden's fault