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The results from the round of 32 are in

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Germany made it to penalties,

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Tah's penalty went this way,

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Paraguay have won the shootout...

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...and they've now sent Germany packing

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With Congo beating England,

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we'll be able to celebrate.

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My Fuhrer

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Harry...

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Harry Kane scored two late goals

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England are in the last 16

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Anyone who is afraid of Chalobah coming off the bench, get out!

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WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!

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How on earth did that team score!

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Madueke started the game

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He played like a Paralympian

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They had to rely on Eze from the bench!

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I've been planning this with Tuchel for months!

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I told him not to take Trent

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He started fucking Djed Spence

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My Fuhrer, they have to play Mexico next

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I don't fucking care about their next game

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My Fuhrer, Mexico have not CONCEDED a goal

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All the more reason it won't be embarressing

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They may even lose!

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But I was looking for a repeat

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of the Iceland defeat in 2016

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So they can all get zero ratings in the papers

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They teased us until the last moment

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And now we have to listen to Wonderwall...

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as if they just won the world cup!

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I don't even care that we failed to make it to the last 16 the last 3 world cups!

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It's about England

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I love watching England lose, it warms my heart

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What makes the world cup entertaining

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What a disaster!

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We convinced Musiala to play for us!

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I even looked passed his skin colour!

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But we couldn't get Harry Kane...

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That blonde haired, blue eyed twat!

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He's who I wanted on my team instead!

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I think you better hide that Kane poster

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This is just the beginning...

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They'll sing "10 German Bombers",

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and taunt us...

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with the RAF.

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I guess we better prepare for the radio stations...

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and listen to "Three Lions" on repeat

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Fucking Djed Spence