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Let's admit it, we all got fucked by mechanic 1

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and we'll have to depend on paper 2

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to boost our grades

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I expect 6 easy marks from binomial expansion

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And a few more marks from calculus

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I've done 5 year's worth of past papers

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An A should be easy for this exam

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Mein Führer

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Once again...

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Edexcel have well and truly fucked us

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If you thought mechanic 1 was bad, you have another thing coming

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If you think you did well on the paper, please leave the room now

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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

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I WAS PROMISED PAPER TWO WAS AN EASY FULL UMS

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BUT EDEXCEL SOMEHOW MADE IT HARDER THAN PAPER 4

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PEOPLE ACTUALLY PAY MONEY TO SIT FOR THIS?

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10TH ROOT OF 1399? INTEGRATING A CIRCLE?

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FUCKING TRAPEZIUM RULE? OVERESTIMATE OR UNDERESTIMATE?

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EDEXCEL GETS A BONER BY MAKING STUDENTS FAIL

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WHAT WAS THAT TRIG QUESTION? NUMBER OF SOLUTIONS?

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We must remember the grade boundaries will be low!

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10/75 RAW FOR AN A? I FUCKING DOUBT IT

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We can still count on the method marks!

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THEY DONT GIVE OUT METHOD MARKS FOR WRITING YOUR CANDIDATE NUMBER

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FUCK YOU EDEXCEL

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TELL ME HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIND THE AREA BOUND BY A CIRCLE AND AN AXIS

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PROOF X>Y WITHOUT USING CONTRADICTION

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AND HOW CAN A SERIES BE BOTH GEOMETIC AND ARITHMETHIC AT THE SAME TIME?

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WHY CANT WE HAVE NORMAL LOG QUESTIONS

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MY MOTHER IS GOING TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF ME ON RESULT DAY

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IS IT THAT HARD TO MAKE A PAPER WITH NORMAL QUESTIONS?

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IF THIS WAS IN THE 1970s MY MOTHER WOULD HAVE SHIPPED ME TO THE GULAG TO WORK FOR STALIN

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13 years...

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This specification has been in place for 13 years

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I've done 5 years of past papers...

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The entire time I was studying for this paper

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I never thought I would need to rely on paper 3 to get good grades

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But here we are, needing 100% in paper 3 to get a D overall

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Do you realize how fucked we are

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We're going to work at McDonald's

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People are going to take my uni slot because of this

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Don't worry! If you beg hard enough maybe NUS will accept you with a F in maths...

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I knew I should have went into Eng Lit

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What a stupid fucking mistake

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I'm still wondering why it's an overestimate

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I need 100% in my next 3 papers just to pass

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And we all know they'll all be just as bad

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Classic Edexcel

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Time to start studying for stats