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So they tell me, Risitas, next backdoor please

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come on, fast, AI found last one

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like i have them on a pile out back

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so i go and pull up the old list

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Mythos already found all of them last month

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ALL OF THEM

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ALL OF THEM

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"can you quickly make another one"

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*laughing*

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they call the russian mob

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maybe they have ransomware we can buy

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they say "hello russian mob"

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who answers?

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"as an AI model i cannot"

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caught them too

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it was a honeypot

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"YOU TOO?"

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suddenly knocks  on the door

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everybody under the tables

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from the windows come in ninjas

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right to the computers

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they take the hardrives

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the goverment type

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tells me "you the ultimate hacker in here?"

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i show him my card

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"forward deployed engineer"

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"oh i didn't know"

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"go over there"

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i see my friends from x dot com

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"YOU TOO"

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"you guys"

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"can you use AI"

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"we need exploits for tonight"

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if you find an exploit you go free

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"you can have x2.5 faster claude"

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x6 price right?

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"super expensive"

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mythos found all of them a week later

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a week later

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i don't know how i'll get paid anymore

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usually earning well?

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it doesn't matter i spend it all on tokens

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maybe i'll find work distilling chinese models

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what a time to be alive

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"introducing claude hacker"

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there's really no escape huh

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Anthropic is coming for us al