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According to the document circulating on Facebook

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all of the large sound camps are staying in Bethel

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The new event is called "Luna Burn"

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The organizers have secured land contracts and formed a 501(c)(3)

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and it will happen on the same dates in July.

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We'll sell way more tickets for Barre

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We'll reach out to a bunch of New York camps and get them to come

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Jered...

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Barre...

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Barre's landowner has backed out.

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They say we're not getting the MDAR permit.

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Everyone leave except Dan and his polycule.

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The MDAR permit??

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Permits are for normies! We're way too cool for paperwork!

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How could the landowner do this to us?!

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You assured me that all of the people who warned us that this would happen

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were all just Chinese and Iranian bots!

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And now a festival is happening in Bethel without us??

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One that's NOT about my ego??

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And now you're telling me the landowner can just change their mind??

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Maybe we should have gotten a signed contract first?

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NEVER get anything in writing!

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But the community was counting on us to be responsible!

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If we get something in writing, we might be held accountable for our actions and commitments!

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All we need are vibes!

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Now I can't spend the summer writing pretentious emails

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and belittling the women in Camp Lamp!

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Who let those people into Firefly in the first place??

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And I can't believe we spent ninety thousand dollars

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on a road that we can't even use!

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When we paid that money, we thought Dan's commune was going to own it!

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Worst of all, now it belongs to FRANK!

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My ego is never going to recover from this

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I'm the President of the Board! I am a very special boy!

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Now I'm getting my posts moderated on the Luna Burn Facebook group

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Even Kirk yelled at me

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Now all the people I look down on are going to have fun without me

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We just spent six months disparaging the Bethel site!

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and telling people that we absolutely had to move now!

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Now we look incompetent!

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Lock down our Facebook group right away!

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It's not your fault, Aaron

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Let's write an announcement

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that says basically nothing

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and takes absolutely no responsibility for our own decisions

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We need to decide who to blame next

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Maybe Frank again, or Stever, or Katie?

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And let's also do a town hall

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blaming the Russian bots again.