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Delays here, here, and here in Munich and Frankfurt

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Delays are expected

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Upwards of 6 hours

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Finally, there are no vouchers for the customers

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And we expect large scale anger

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Will all of you please leave

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Just the Lufthansa staff remain

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Sir...

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We...

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...we apologise for this customer service failure

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But perhaps a free pretzel will suffice

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Sausages... Pretzels... Crêpes....

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Are you fucking mad!?

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Have you ever had to sit in Munich for 6 hours before!?

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It's a fucking shit hole!!

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"Arrive 3 hours before your flight"

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What fucking flight!?

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There is no fucking flight!!

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And you - you fucking cunts

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Come to me with this "pretzel" shit!

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Sir! The pretzel also comes with a coffee!

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Coffee - Champagne - Caviar - what does it fucking matter!?

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Sir, it's a very good coffee

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Shove your pretzels up your well trodden arse!

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6 hours!!!

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Do you realise what I could do

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With 6 extra hours!?

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Do you realise I got up at 4am?

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My regular movements cycle is fucked

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I haven't had a proper shit in 3 days

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No matter how hard I try

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All I wanted was a relatively simple transfer

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I crave the Spanish sun

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A margarita made by a girl called Maria

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With a little umbrella

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A pink one

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I should have my fucking feet up and be relaxing in the  sun

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Listening to stories of Thommo shitting himself

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"a fucking pretzel" indeed

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They're not even that good

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There's too much salt and it makes my mouth bleed

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He doesn't mean it - your salting is perfect

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I could have gone via Lyon

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At least they have a "Paul's"

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Delicious

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A drink, you actually want

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Your Paulaner Brauhaus is inferior

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I shit on your Paulaner Brauhaus

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Would improve the taste