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My Fuhrer Carlton are looking top 4 this year

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Nath is  looking at hotels for GF day in melbourne

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Cripss will win the brownlow

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worse case, we still get the wildcard round, the AFL created it for us

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but ya know, we kinda could end up bottom

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you sure about this Davey?

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should be ok, Voss is gone?

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My Fuhrer...

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..Voss..

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Voss is still coaching, says we will be premiers

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..but we got flogged by 10 goals in opening round

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anyone else who thinks they are top 4, stay in the room

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are you fucken joking???

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Carlton are a fucken disaster!

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Voss has no idea, it has been embarassing over a decade

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wooden spoon it is

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and we lost Curnow

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and the Crows are killing it!

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and what are you two degenerates doing?

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waving your Carlton scarves around like a pair of fucken clowns

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My Fuhrer we can get cheap deals on Air bnb for hotels on GF day

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Grand Final Day for Carlton, what are you smoking???

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My Fuhrer, the umpires love us

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get your head out of your arse Davey you bell-end

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Nath???

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and what do you have to say for yourself

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the pair of you guys, absolutely dellusional

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oh Carlton are amazing, we'll make the 8

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The Crows are booked in for finals the next few years

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and you've got Voss locked in for life at that shithole club

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Please God, grant these guys a brain cell between them

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maybe then they will see sense, get rid of Carlton out of your life

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have some self respect

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think of your families and yourself!

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and what you are putting your children through

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they live with your decisions as well

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and losing Curnow, time to bail out boys, what are you thinking?

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it is not going to end well this season either

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you know that dont you?

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and you are sitting on a golden ticket with the Crows

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you both need immediate psychiatric care

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its ok Bec he'll get the help he needs

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its ok, two less in the car ride to the GF

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Carlton will possibly fold by August anyway

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fuckers

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Voss, just clueless

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Crows will end up playing The Suns in the GF

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and naths sitting there with his Carlton scarf

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give up boys