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Once again this years draft day

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is in Sydney. As those

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pussies won't cross this line

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Thankfully Percy has got everyone's backs

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and has planned a great day at his house

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what about the Rumble?

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Is he doing it again?

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Tiger King

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Flemo...

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Flemo is fucking around with the rumble again,

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he's made his wrestler even stronger.

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everyone get out, except Carty, Deano, Crackers, and Percy.

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WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!

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HOW DOES HE GET AWAY WITH IT?

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YOU KNOW HE DOES THIS EVERY YEAR!

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where's the COMMISIONER?

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Last year I lost five positions!

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and there's never an investigation!

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We already have enough cheats in this comp.

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Have the Heps been investigated yet?

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Matt, he beat you fair and square

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I'm talking about the forward rolls!

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Matt, your brother was the judge

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Shut the fuck up Percy!

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IT'S NOT RIGHT!

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Us honest folk try our best, yet

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I hear Hocko sets a 4am alarm on wednesdays

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if that's what it takes to win, that garbage!

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How did Hocko get Walsh from Dan, hey?

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I offered anyone for Walsh. I was so close to victory

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I could almost feel it

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and it was stripped from me by the Ring Cheat himself!

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Well played, I guess,

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but now they want me out of the comp.

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The Dad Bods mean everything to me

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I know we were shit.

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BUT NOW WE ARE A FORCE TO BE RECONDED WITH!

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Both those Flemo's haven't made finals in years!

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God they are dog shit.

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First draft pick, and still dog shit!

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And you watch! HE'LL WIN AGAIN!

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It's okay Abby, the J-Trains will suck again.

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In all honesty, I just wish I was there.

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Can you imagine how many beers Guth will smash?

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Rosco too.

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The trick, for us is to

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stick together, and do our own dodgy deals so someone outside of Sydney wins this year

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and then they'll have to come to Melbourne!

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God I miss those guys..