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The Supereme Court was meeting here...

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to decide upon the

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legality of the tariff plan.

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As you know, 150 billion Reich Dollars

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were on the line if you got this wrong!

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Using IEEPA is the perfect idea!

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My judges will have said it's legal!

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Donny...

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...the judges...

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your judges couldn't swing it...

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you've lost 6-3

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Everyone out except Bessent, Lutnik, Hegseth and Robot Voice Kennedy.

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These f***ing Courts!

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F***k those judges in the court!!

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I told them the tariffs were my master plan!

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Oh god I am so screwed...

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what am I going to do now?!

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I was using the money to fund ICE

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How am I meant to build my detention

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camps now I have to refund all the money!

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Donny, it's not our fault you used the law wrong!

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You're all Dem-lovers - pretending to be MAGA!

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Donny, we are trying our best for you!

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Shut up, Bessie, you're just a boot licker!

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You're all losers!

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I thought by having

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all you YES men I'd finally

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get all those scum Dems anhiliated!

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But instead I get made a laughing stock

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And I can't even get a result in a court loaded with GOP picks!

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My  diaper can't handle it!

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And worse of all,  I still can't even build my golden ballroom!

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Why can't I have my way?

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Have my name on every monument?

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They resist my every move!

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That's it ....

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I am going to be spamming Truth Social...all f**king night!

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I am going to distract and deflect!

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I am going to bomb Iran!

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I am totally going to bomb Iran!

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I won't even let congress get to vote!

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Don't worry - we WILL own the Libs!

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At least they'll forget "The List"

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and nobody will get arrested and talk!

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Not even Andy.

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But, the midterms are doomed!

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All we can do is totally trash everything

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before the Dems take control...

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then we can blame them!