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Sir, we still have control so far. We are still commiting HR violations on all fronts.

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Ines has led a successful defence in the south.

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But unfortunately we lost her to Paris.

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As a replacement we got a new Post-Doc.

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Her name is Francesca and will be in the DNA repair team.

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Send Neos to teach her our HR violations.

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it will be fine.

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Mein Führer

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Neos...

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Neos said that he can't teach her

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she is a mature woman and won't be ok with our teachings

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Everyone leave, except Mustafa, Max, Dmitry, Caelan, and Thomas.

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It was an order!!!

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Teaching her was an order!!!

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Does Neos really think that a woman can't commit HR violations?

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You fool sexists!

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We had Ines on the team!

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She would violate all of it!

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Violate all the code of conduct

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during the COFFEE BREAK!

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Mein Führer, we can't risk a punishment!

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You are COWARDS, BORING, LOSERS!

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Mein Führer, we want to have jobs afterwards.

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Damn you and your little dreams!

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You are without an honor!

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You call yourself violaters

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because you were doing it

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only when Sabine was in office

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But since Jessica assumed office

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you have turned into little cowards!

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I wish I had my old team with me!

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I should have put you all in the Gulag like Stalin!

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I thought my team was more brave.

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But it turned out that I am alone. Alone in my dreams

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of violating every HR rule in Europe.

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Traitors!

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From the very beginning we said we will violate all rules!

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But it turns out that I was alone when it comes to doing the actual work!

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All of you traitors gave up.

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You will pay dearly for that!

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You will become boring and burnt out, just like every other PhD.

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Do not worry, I can tell you an NSFW joke later.

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My words are falling on deaf ears.

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We will become now mature and politically correct.

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It's over.

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The war is lost.

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But if you think that I will give up my jokes in my private life

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then you are wrong.

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Let's go the beer hour.