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We've renewed the server contract for 2026.

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It's based in south

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Berlin, near the airport.

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This means we can accept more attachments

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and posters can now insert YouTube videos.

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Very good. Does this mean

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we'll increase the membership?

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Listen, Lance...

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Certain posters...

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Certain posters are causing problems.

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Particularly on the Corner Pub.

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Everybody out except moderators Keitel, Jödel, Krebs and Burgdorf.

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It's outrageous!

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I follow the Corner Pub every day!

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It's nothing but politics and food!

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Who cares about bloody food!

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And 'effing politics!

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Every day, lefties and right wing fruitcakes!

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And least those foodies avoid flame wars!

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But I bet they're just champagne socialists!

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I must protest boss! Food is apolitical!

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What the hell do I care about  that, you dumb moron!

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But Lance, it's a good way to grow the membership!

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Rubbish! I know what folks want here!

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I'm the boss!

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Can you imagine the Pub

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with religious nutters

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regurgitating their faith?

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And don't get me started on contemporary music!

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Like that poster Cervantes or whatever his name is

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banging on about Berio

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or music that was banned by that fool Stalin!

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The forum is not an Academy.

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It's for general music lovers.

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And I alone will decide.

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For once and for all...

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we're a classical music forum!

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Anything else will be off limits, I tell you!

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If not, we're all pay for it!

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With all of our blood we'll pay!

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So that's my last bloody word!

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Don't worry, he accepts A = 430Hz.

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So, a new policy is needed.

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No more politics and no religion.

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It's enough of that.

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The flame wars are over.

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There are plenty of other forums for that kind of thing.

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Like Talk Classical, you know what I mean?

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And no Stockhausen, or else!