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Here is the newest update of the invasion

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They are attacking

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here, here, and here

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Everyone is under siege and one city has rebelled

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but the Butcher is there, so good luck to them

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Lord Jeremiah is defending this line

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and he is the most trustworthy man in Area 11

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Princess Euphemia

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Lord Jeremiah

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Jeremiah was stepped on by a Beta

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You are now the Viceroy of Area 11

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Kamiorochi, Vilette, Unpaid Intern, Guilford, stay

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My siblings are inept

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They are the absolute worst

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Clovis is designing underwear in space

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Schneizel got captured within 10 minutes of arrival

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Cornelia told me this was going to be a vacation

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Then she left me with all this work

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She is probably relaxing in a comfortable prison

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I don't even have the time to ogle the  Lightning Counts ass

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Princess, Your hired mercenaries have arrived to help

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These mercenaries can't maintain public order

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There is nothing Cheese-kun can't do

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Cheese-kun is not help

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Cheese-kun is an official enemy of the state

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There is also a giant bug

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How is a giant bug supposed to maintain public order

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Terrify them into not running away

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There is also the talking mummy

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How are we supposed to identify them as an idol

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When they are 75% bandages

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We got Sinclair, the photographer. She would be of huge help

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But no one can find her

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We only found someone called St.Clair, and I take that as a win

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but how is that supposed to make people relax

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One of them has a giant mechanical spider

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It spits out even more mechanical spiders

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We have received so many complaints.

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Some people have decided to take their chance with the Beta

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With the new army of Beta arriving, they won't survive long

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Our help is 50% Human, 50% Other

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It's okay. It's a low-risk mission

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I only wanted to have my high school arc

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With plenty of capture targets to select from

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Instead I got Juda

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That's worse than nothing

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Do I even get paid? I haven't signed a contract

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or is Father paying me in experience

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I need a drink