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Sir, we need to look at the finances

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And review who's returning this summer

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to the city of Lisboa

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Nearly everyone is returning in 2026

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and all accomodations are nearly fully booked

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Excellent. Irish twats

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spend loads of cash

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Bossman

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I have bad news

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The Port Road Bandits are not returning

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They're off to Santander

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Everyone out and get me some cripps and a packet a peanuts

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What in the name of fuck?

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No Port Road Bandits?

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Those cunts are the main spenders

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The Main Scoopmonkeys

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We can't survive without them

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Sure that fucking Cunt Bean

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drinks more than 20 people put together

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How can we survive without that cash

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But sure they're wile hassle

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Are you a fucking spastic? They're thirsty cunts

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That Chats sham is a disgrace

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He drinks more than a large animal

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Superbocked out of his tits

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How are we to replace that kind of revenue

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They're just not like normal people

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The Chief for Christ sakes

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doesn't stop drinking for three days straight

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I've seen fucking tinkers that can't keep up with him

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You just can't replace that slurpage

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They even bring their own doctor with them. Doctor Mickey

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And he's the fucking worst of them

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Scooping away like fuck till he falls asleep

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and shits everywhere

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Christ we're ruined

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McGinley has been here 23 times!

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He knows the town better than Glenties

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I blame that cunt McGill

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He books all the shit on the buttons

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Cunt must have been too full to see us

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I'll miss McGill the most, he's wile sexy

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As for them benders Barry and Smokies

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The sausage merchants will have no one to sconce at

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We're fucked

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Are Santander aware of the situation?

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They're about to take on the biggest shower of fucking eppies that ever walked

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Fucking wheelie bins the lot of them

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God help the cunts