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Our squads

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rushed Train Station.

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The point was captured

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the squads pushed on

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towards Pavlov’s house

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Great, surround them

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and push the point

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Commander, the enemy

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counterattacked

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and while the supply trucks drove off

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We have no nodes or garries

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Can somebody explain what Able, Dog, Jig, King, Love and Negat have been up to?

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I ORDERER NODES & GARRIES!

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THEY WIN MATCHES! ALLWAYS!

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EVEN LEVEL 10 COMBAT EFFECTIVENESS FODDER KNOWS THIS BASIC SHIT!

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“Commander, we need a bombing run”

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“Tank on ping, stationary”

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They build an OP, and suddenly

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they are the chaddest squad leads ever seen

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From Omaha Beach to Stalingrad

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Commander, we simply tried…

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TRIED!? YOU SHOULD FACE A BAN!

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C’mon, it’s just a game, relax…

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JUST A GAME!? IN GAMES THE OBJECTIVE IS TO WIN

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OR AT THE LEAST LEARN

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THIS WILL MARK THE THIRD

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LOSS IN A ROW AND YOU SIMPS DON’T CARE!

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LIKE YOU WOULD RATHER PLAY ROBLOX

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OR PRANCE AROUND IN COUNTER STRIKE AND SHOOT THE SKY

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WITH YOUR NEON SKIN AK’s AT SOME GOD DAMN JIHADI WEDDING OUTSIDE KABUL

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WHEN HISTORIANS LOOK AT THIS

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THEY WILL SAY “HE HAD LESS GARRIES THAN STALIN”

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Engineers get a supply truck

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and a squaddie goes support

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THIS IS HOW YOU CONQUER

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TRAITORS AND RETARDS!

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BUT NO! THE OP’s ARE EVERYWHERE, AND ONLY ONE SQUAD

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ARE DOING THEIR JOB, AND THEN

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WE LOSE AND I GET BLAMED

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I JUST WANTED TO HANG WITH MY BRO’S

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WIN SOME MATCHES AND HAVE A LAUGH

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don’t cry little n00b, our squad did good

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This is how we loose. Again.

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And every time we loose, my dick & nutsack shrivels up

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At this rate

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I might as well transition

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I would get more pleasure scissoring Eva, as my testosterone levels are lower

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than the output of our fuel node

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It’s like work, just worse