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Lead Outage Planning Engineer

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There is news

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the situation is critical

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Paul has gone too far

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worse than eating baby carrots alive.

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What is the degenerate

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Vegan doing now?

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My line manager

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Paul....

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Paul has changed his name

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His surname is now Mathorn.

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Everyone leave except Sammy, Joe, Marius and Greg.

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MATHORN!

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That isnt even a real name!

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Now both he and his wife will have to amend their passport

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Every official form which asks if he has

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Ever been known by a

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Different name!

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Constant issues with people spelling it

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Incorrectly, probably Matterhorn!

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Its a modern vegan thing!

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Vegans dont have horns!

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But its romantic!

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As Romantic as farting in bed!

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Bollocks

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Everyone he has ever known

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Has to update their mobile contact

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Every banned list he is on is ruined

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All the bed time tales carrots tell their babies

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About evil vegan Paul Mathews

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To keep them safe,

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Is no longer effective!!

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The time wasted changing

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Passwords to Mathorn123

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Why!

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Apparently males who

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change their name

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Have children who vote

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Reform.

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Why couldn't he just leave it alone

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This nakes work for everyone

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Its ok, its probably a joke, like nudges

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Whatever next,

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Will he name his house next?

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Mathorn Mansions

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Hes probably named other things.

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Probably his old chap

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Maybe a fancy european soundingname

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Lets go walk at the marina.