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Mein Führer, Reform’s polling is down.

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That’s fine…

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I’ve prepared for this.

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We should have a Tory joining us any moment…

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Sir… Errrr. About that…

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It’s Jonathan Gullis.

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Gullis?! Are you sure?

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I’m afraid so!

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Gullis?!

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We needed someone respectable!

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Gullis won’t boost our credibility!

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I needed someone to steady the ship, not throw poo at it!

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He’ll cause chaos instantly!

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This is a disaster for our image!

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Mukhtar and Ginger Tom will be lining up with popcorn to see the mess he makes!

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We were meant to look serious!

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Not be Billy Smart’s circus!

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Why does this always happen?!

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Every plan I make is ruined by nonsense!

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And now we are tied to Gullis of all people!

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The lefties will have a field day!

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We need credibility, not a chimpanzee!

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This has ruined everything!

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Does anyone here even know how to clean ape enclosures?

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Anyone?!

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(Quietly) Useless…

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Completely useless…

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How are we supposed to recover from this?

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All I wanted was just one respectable MP

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Someone who wouldn’t be a Russian traitor or zoo attraction!

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Was that too much to ask?

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Instead we end up with Monkey Gibbon!

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This is unbelievable

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We might as well pack it all in now

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Lineker will love this.

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Absolutely love it.

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Gary that is, not Wayne.

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It’s hard to tell if Wayne’s enjoying something.

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It’s hopeless.

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Utterly hopeless.

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I can’t believe this has happened.

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every plan… ruined.

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…by one defection.

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One unexpected, primate defection.

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Incredible…

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Just incredible.

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We needed calm. Instead we got the smelliest MP in Britain.

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This is the last thing we needed

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We’re finished…