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So... it's Q1 planning time again, eh?

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Managers, they bring out 50 meetings

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none make sense

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One says container feature

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Another says agile

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And the engineers?

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We’re just sitting—face in hands—waiting for a reason to exist

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praying that someone asks about actual reasoning

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Any blockers?

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Engineers: Just existential ones

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y

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y

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y

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y

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y

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y

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y

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y

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y

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y

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y

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y

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y

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y

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y

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y

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y

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y

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y

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y

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y

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y

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y

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y

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y

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y

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y

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y

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y

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y

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y

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y

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y

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y

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y

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y

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y