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Right Phil, all the SVs can't move

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and they are stuck.

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Here, here, and here.

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DLW wants a plan to keep the exercise going

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to make sure we can still validate.

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No problem Sir. So long as Ajax

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and LVC work perfectly we'll all be fine.

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Phil...

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...the Ajax....

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The Ajax is broke and the LVC

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needs 16 swivels to make it work.

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Col Edd, RSM, Brigadier Dave, and CUBIC stay behind.

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We've had our pants pulled down!

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How much have we paid for this LVC

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and it needs 16 swivels to make it fucking work?!

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We've spent thousands of pounds on CATT

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and the HCR just got their heads down.

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Are we running Exercise TITAN SNOOZE?

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The HCR and RDG demand 10 hours sleep a night

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and all I see is tired tankies everywhere.

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Phil, sleep is just good admin...

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They've been on exercise for two fucking days Brigadier!

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My CSgt told me that at Sandhurst....

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I told you all this was going to be a problem.

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You thought it was a good idea to get the

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the LFG, LRG, and the DRS

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on this exercise. What even are they?!

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They are just websters slides and concepts!

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The gunners just talk in riddles.

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Even Ffreuer has no idea how this is supposed to work!

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She literally works at the Royal School of Artillery.

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And they call a fucking REME officer "Mr DRS!"

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Perhaps I am expecting too much

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when I was on SAMs

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I was amongst kings

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not surrounded by such incompetence.

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The DRS don't even know who is on the Ex or how many AJAX are here!

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And as for the rest of CRTC......

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...it got a bit a cold and Nigel made us stop

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so he could write the 15th dynamic risk assessment.

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As if they needed more fucking rest.

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Don't worry Nigel, I am sure they'll be on your net call.

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At least 26 RA are still in the fight.

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They are after all, soldiers first, professionals in the field

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aren't they RSM?

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This exercise has broken me,

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unlimited, baked chicken thigh and LSA doesn't come near to making it better

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and I love chicken thigh.

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I can't wait for TITAN 26.