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We have let Sexton know that our jorts supply is good?

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Yes, Heir Cohen. Jorts are ready to roll

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Good. What about toothless meth addicted fans?

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We have more than enough for Lane

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We have also promised to name a gatorade flavor after Lane. Call it Joey Freshwater Fruit Punch

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Good. We can we expect him to sign by Dec. 1.

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Go ahead and start on Lane Kiffin's statue

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Heir Cohen....

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There has been a...

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LSU is now the favorite to land Kiffin

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Ole Miss has also started their search for a new coach

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If you are not married to your cousin or have tried to bang a fat chick, leave now

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The Governor called Sexton a scumbag!

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They fired their coach and don't want to pay him the money due him!

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How can Lane want to deal with those Cajun Dipsh*ts!

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I mean they smell of corndogs 24/7

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If they are not drunk, they are about to be drunk

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I mean my god, that stole from a Children's cancer hospital

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Why in God's name who Lane chose LSU over Florida?

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I mean it would be smarter to stay at Ole Miss

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LSU plays night games! They have a big stadium!

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So what?!? That is the most useless thing on Earth

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They have lots of talent in-state

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So what?!? these kids only care about money.

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LSU can't threaten parent's jobs anymore

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I mean big stadium as a factor?!?

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Only an idiot would let that be a factor!

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LSU has to pay Kelly $54 million and are fighting that!

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Kiffin would have to be retarded to want to go there!

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Sexton would have to be a scumbag to even let Kiffin go there!

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We had him! He was our new coach!

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I mean the only way we lose Kiffin is that he is the snake they say he is!

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We told everyone he was ours

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We were so arrogrant about him being our new coach

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How did we mess this up so bad?

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I mean I did hot yoga with him!

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HOT YOGA! My jorts rode up my crack for 3 days!

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Sexton slapped us in the face with his dick!

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His 2 inch micropenis!

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Across our face! Then he bent over for LSU!

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Sexton took that tiger c*ck right up his pooper!

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All for what!?! A bigger stadium!?!

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My god that is the dumbest sh*t ever!

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Kiffin must be retarded

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There is no other thing it could be

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To act that way and burn it down for a bigger stadium?!?

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Kiffin is the scorpion. Ole Miss and us are the frog. It is his nature to do this.

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He has not learned or grown any.

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Kiffin, the retarded scorpion. Someone call Urban