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We have received the DGs 2025 trip report

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The Mals had a winning trip

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under the presidency of Dave Dallaway

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The boys recorded wins at football, tennis, hockey and cricket

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And Eddie Gladden’s boys shot with accuracy and at a rapid rate

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What of the late night singing

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at the legendary Tregarthen’s Bar

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Mein Fuhrer,

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a problem

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The Tregarthen’s bar was closed when the boys returned from town

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the lights were off and the shutters were down

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Unless your name is Chadwick, Galloway or Gibbs… leave

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What the fuck is going on

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This is a complete outrage

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No late night libations for our sporting heroes is unacceptable

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The Tregarthen’s Bar

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is the heartbeat of the trip

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What did my loyal hierarchy do

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Did we have an alternative plan

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where did the boys get a drink

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Fuhrer, The Mermaid had a late license at the weekend

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Fuck The Mermaid, we don’t need to line James Francis’ pockets

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But the Guinness was delicious down there

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I don’t care if there were half naked supermodels down there

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The Mal de Mers

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drink at Tregarthen’s

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You cant have a sing song down at The Mermaid

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Where did Simmo lead the Button Factory

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Young Tom Fields has his new song ‘Over the Irish Sea’

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It has words and actions and he is so enthusiastic

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Chemical Ali’s Running Bear

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Pooley’s Chicago, the trunk road between Carlisle and Newcastle

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No platform for our performers

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Think of the great memories at that bar

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Rob Epton eating a pasty to win The 300

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Legendary

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Jakesy in his dressing gown, Elvis singing Kareoke

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My hierarchy, what of the missed hotel revenue

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Surely prices will go up next year

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And the new boys will have missed out

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Did Notty at least do the Tampax Factory

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You don’t smell very well

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The situation will be resolved for next year

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Hierachy, a management change will be needed

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Get it fixed

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At least nothing else went wrong

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Tregarthen’s always complete the room bill process with great efficiency

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and there were two boat trips

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for Smithy’s poop-deck