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During the week, the jockeys said the track was perfect, with plenty of give in it

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In addition, the BoM gave us a 50% chance...

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of between 0 and 100mm

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Of course, not a single drop as per usual

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It's all going to come tomorrow, after the races have been completed

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Show me the times from the midweek gallop...

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and from the meeting so far

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My Fuhrer...

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times...

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Times are not used by stewards to determine track condition

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We just ask the jockeys

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Anyone who has not asked a jockey...leave...leave the room...now.

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The jockeys job is to ride!

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Not to give out their personal opinion

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"Plenty of give"...(muffled) Plenty of fucking give.

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(muffled) Christ give me strength...

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(muffled) Plenty of fucking give.

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It's a "Good" 4 every week. It always has to be called "Good"

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It's simply not acceptable to be any better than a 4

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Need I remind you that we're fighting a war against The Greens

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But Fuhrer, they ran a track record in Race 5.

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Track record? How the fuck did that happen?

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My Fuhrer, it was a Benchmark 78. They weren't bad animals.

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The were fucking cart pullers!

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Absolute Donkeys!

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What are the activists going to do when we upgrade to a Firm deck?

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They'll be sleeping at the gates tomorrow night.

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Hairy armpits stinking up the joint

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(muffled) "You lose your money, they lose their lives"

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I can't hear that shit one more time!

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We haven't had a Firm track in 20 years!

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And not one Firm track in the 50 years before that...since Stalin!

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We'll leave it a Dead 4 for races 1-3

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Call it a Good 3 for races 4-6

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It's our God-given right

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And then...

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An then I suppose we will fucking have to make it a Firm 2 from Race 7

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Or those blood sucking punters

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You know the ones...they think they know everything

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They'll take to Twitter and start making fucking meme videos of us

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Saying we don't know what we're doing.

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Don't worry, your mystery trifecta will stand

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Maybe we should ask for bank statements from those who complain.

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A list of bank accounts used for betting. We'll post them...

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online...

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Show everyone...just how bad

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How bad most of these know-it-all punters are really doing

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"The track is 3 grades out"

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Doesn't help them win