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Captain, Captain, today you fly to Dubai and back

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You might be parked T1 or T3

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There is no CPDLC or ACARS

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There are no intersections in OPT

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You have 189 passengers booked

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That’s okay

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I can deal with that

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Captain, captain

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You.. you

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Also have 252 bags and 6000 kg cargo

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And you are number 118 for departure

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Everyone leave the cockpit except Henning, Fabian and the Dispatcher

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CAPTAIN, CAPTAIN DO THIS, DO THAT

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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET ANYTHING DONE

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THERE IS NO PUSHBACK, THERE IS NO HEADSET, WE NEED AN ENGINEER

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NO ONE TAKES ANY RESPONSIBILITY

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IM SORRY CAPTAIN, IM SORRY CAPTAIN

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GET THE PUSHBACK HERE NOW, GET THE HEADSET GUY NOW

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OR DO I HAVE TO GO OUT AND PUSH THE AIRCRAFT MYSELF

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I DON’T WANT TO HEAR YOUR EXCUSES

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Captain, Captain the headset is not approved for FLY4 aircraft

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I DON’T CARE, JUST PUSH US NOOOOOW

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Captain, Captain please standby

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IF I DONT GET PUSHED BACK NOW I WILL REPORT YOU

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Delayed due to ramp handling

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Delayed due to ATC computer failure

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Everyday there is a new issue

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Delayed due to insufficient block times

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Sign here, Captain, Captain, you need to sign here

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You can just use captains discretion, what is the problem? Captain, Captain.

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I think I’m getting a stomach ulcer

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HOW HARD IS IT TO FUEL TO 9700 KG, YOU NEED WRITTEN INSTRUCTIONS

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Request a new TOBT

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Give me a coffee, I don’t care if I get Delhibelly

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And disconnect the airbridge

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I have had enough

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I will divert the flight to Lahore

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How is this operation going to work

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IT IS THE FIRST WEEK

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AND WE HAVE 6 MORE MONTHS OF THIS

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6 MONTHS OF CAPTAIN, CAPTAIN STANDBY

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It’s okay, an overnight in Lahore could be fun

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At least I’m off tomorrow.

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And the day after I have the nice four sector day

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And soon I have annual leave

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Only 3 days but still

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First the U.K. and then India, what could be next?

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Uzbekistan? Kyrgiztan?

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Request push and start again