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China CO2 emissions are increasing again.

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India is also up

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Europe is down, mainly

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due to high energy prices and a collapsing industry

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Berlin is starting to raise red flags

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I don't care. We control

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the global narrative and institutions

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Bad news boss

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Steiner?

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Trump has again pulled out of Paris

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As we feared

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I want everyone to leave the room, except my management team and legal counsel

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That piece of shit!

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How dare he!

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I have to admit he is directionally right - our science says

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climate is not existential but we still

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want to keep people alert

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As Goebbels has taught us

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The bigger the lie, the more likely it is

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people will believe it

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Maybe we should change our communication?

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Absolutely not. We need to keep the people scared.

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Isn't that unethical?

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You f***king imbecile stupid fool! Don´t you understand

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that this is not about science?!

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The zillion pages of science in our reports

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say the climate consequences are manageable,

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we will continue to get richer,

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and more people will be lifted out of poverty.

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I don´t care! I hate those smug oil directors

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making more money than me,

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But I have learned a thing or two from Stalin

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these damned academics daring to challenge our narrative,

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using weather data to tear down our extreme

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weather scare.

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Any bad weather event

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shall now be deemed man-made.

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Polls show climate engagement is dropping.

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People will pay for their betrayal.

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Electricity bills shall explode, so the people will pay with their own blood!

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And prices on food and other necessities too

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Relax Gerda, Norway will sell us cheap electricity.

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Let us start preparing for next COP

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We have to stay firm with our strategy. We are so close. EU has swallowed this hook, line and sinker

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US will follow.

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Unless Trump goes for a third term

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I don't think he will. He's not like me. So I think we're safe

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Start preparing my speech for COP. And remember to book my private jet.

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Noone tells me the world will be fine