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We're all set for tour mein Fuhrer...

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First we hit the plug to secure bags

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Then we head down to Hula

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Our boy should already be there with the tank

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Biscuits are set to play Halloween night

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Perfect. Nashville up next on Sunday

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Because fuck Goose

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Mein Fuhrer...

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The band...

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The band fired Allen

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Apparently there was a pay dispute and they kicked him out

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Everyone who didn't come to Slayerville, Portland or the Mish GTFO

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This is bullshit!

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How can they kick out Allen???

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He's up there every night busting his ass

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While Brownie noodles with his Moog or whatever the fuck

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That he barely knows how to use?!

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He came in at one of their lowest points

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puts up with their bullshit for 20 years

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And this is how they treat him???

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Mein Fuhrer, tour is still on as pla-

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WHO GIVES A FUCK?!

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Mein Fuhrer, the Star Kitchen drummer is stepping in

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Those setlists are going to suck anyway!

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Bubble popped!

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80% space songs and Joey's trash songs

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With an Abyss, Orch Theme, I-Man or Buddha thrown in

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And maybe a Spacebird or Basis if we're lucky!

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They can barely sell 1000 cap rooms as it is

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And now they pull this shit right before tour starts?

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The cruise tanks,

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Who the hell wants to freeze their asses off in fucking Alaska?

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I shouldn't be surprised, this is perfectly on brand

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Pay your fucking drummer!

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All the shit he endured over 20 years???

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bringing in Joey

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Barber punching the paper towel dispenser

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Booking a baseball stadium in bumfuck Normal, IL

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The setbreak

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Brownie hawking his stupid NFTs

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He should tell them to fuck off

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Don't worry, we still have our Chicago tix

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This too shall pass

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At least Barber hasn't done anything stupid yet...

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that fucking spunion...

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But it's early,

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You know his 4th DUI is right around the corner

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I guess the real Untz...

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... was all the friends we made along the way