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Fuhrer Wilson, we have information

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about Colin Edwin...

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and his new project.

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He and John Wesley have announced a new project

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under the name of "Voyage 35"

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"Voyage 35?"

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Is this some sort of joke?

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Fuhrer Wilson

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...there is.....

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there is also another rumour

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that Chris Maitland may be involved too

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Barbieri,  Harrison, McStine.... stay here.  The rest of you, leave now

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VOYAGE 35?

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WHAT FUCKING BULLSHIT IS THIS?

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COULDN'T THEY COME UP WITH A MORE ORIGINAL NAME FFS?

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Voyage Fuckiing 35....

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how fkn DARE they

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Voyage 34 was meant to be Ralph's LAST trip

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It was ME who started this imaginary band

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and then Maitland and Edwin come along and want gigs and to be a "real" band

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but Fuhrer you already brought in Barbieri by then

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FUCK EDWIN. FUCK MAITLAND

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But Fuhrer, the fans, they wanted a real band too

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I dont give two FUCKS what fans want

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IT'S MY BAND

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I created the music

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I repackaged the albums

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I re released them again and again

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fancy deluxe boxes and limited editions

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it was ME who made the fans pay again and again

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for the same albums every five years

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and then remix, erase and re record for my own self satisfaction

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and this is how they thank me

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by going on tour with MY music that I created

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the traitors that they are

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"Up the downstair"

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"On the sunday of life" and "The sky moves sideways"

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I done them ALL on cassette even before they came along

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OK, not "The sky moves sideways" but so fuck

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It was all still about ME

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MY band and MY songs

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"Don't cry, we still have Blackfield"

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I bet if they record the shows

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they wont even ask me to do a dolby atmos mix either

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Bastards

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I still have No Man

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and if this gives that Tim Bowness any ideas

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I'll have his head on a fuckin plate too

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Get me Akerfeldt on the phone now