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They eagled their first hole

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Then birdied 5 of 6

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And another on hole 17

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One hole was bullshit and they made them spin a gay wheel

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Other than that, they were cruising

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Excellent work

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They should easily achieve 16 under

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Uh sir..

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They ...

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They ended with 5 straight pars

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And only finished 10 under par

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I need everyone who doesn't golf to leave this room

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What the fucking fuck!?

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How did this fucking happen!

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2 former champions and a fucking player of the year?

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They can put that hardware up their ass!

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10 fucking under???

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At fucking shoreline!!

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How fucking embarrassing!

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My grandma and her bingo friends could do better!

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They still made first flight

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In last fucking place!!!

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But Welles was having trouble with driver

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He's always driving it like shit!

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Fore right!!

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Broken fucking record

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This was supposed the dream team?

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Fucking white tees?

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They might as well of used the fucking reds!

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The still would've fucked up the 10 yard chips

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Let's smoke weed that'll help

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They might as well of shot up heroin

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No one would've known the difference

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Heroin probably would have fucking helped!

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How do you start that good

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And shit the bed

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What a bunch of fucking choke artists!

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I hope they had a fresh pair of Pampers to change into

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I can't believe I trusted them

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They're a group of degenerates!

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Pissing all over the course

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It's okay, golf season is over

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Sometimes I wonder why I try

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They are so good individually

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But together

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They are simply failures

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I don't ever want to know this pain again

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I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy

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Except for the jews