WEBVTT

0
00:00.500 --> 00:03.250
As you can see, Joe,

1
00:04.000 --> 00:05.500
next year’s best 20 looks strong.

2
00:05.650 --> 00:07.500
Oscar, Blake and Johnno dominating the clearances,

3
00:08.000 --> 00:12.000
Ben Dennis and Seth crumbing goals for fun.

4
00:12.900 --> 00:15.500
and a few thirds kids plugging the gaps nicely.

5
00:17.500 --> 00:19.000
why is there a giant question mark in the ruck position?

6
00:19.000 --> 00:21.500
Where is Quigs?

7
00:24.750 --> 00:26.500
Joe…

8
00:27.500 --> 00:28.500
Quigs...

9
00:31.000 --> 00:33.500
Quigs has left us. He signed in the Upper Murray.

10
00:34.000 --> 00:36.000
They gave him an offer he could not refuse.

11
00:53.000 --> 00:58.500
Everyone leave. Adam, Jimmy Little, Mousley, you stay.

12
01:13.000 --> 01:15.000
The Upper Murray!?

13
01:15.250 --> 01:17.750
The worst league in the country? Maybe the world?

14
01:18.750 --> 01:23.250
The cunt should be playing O&M

15
01:25.250 --> 01:28.000
Who is rucking for us now?

16
01:29.250 --> 01:31.000
Some poor thirds kid?

17
01:31.500 --> 01:34.000
A lamb to the slaughter.

18
01:34.750 --> 01:37.750
We will be destroyed at every centre bounce.

19
01:37.500 --> 01:40.500
Quigs has abandoned us, for the Upper Murray!

20
01:40.500 --> 01:42.750
Joe, it's a viable, competitive league...

21
01:42.750 --> 01:46.250
Adam please. It's one fucking rung above O&M Jets

22
01:46.500 --> 01:48.790
They tell themselves it's a great comp,

23
01:48.790 --> 01:52.000
They would say that.

24
01:53.000 --> 01:54.500
It's horrendous

25
01:56.000 --> 01:57.750
4 teams. Atrocious skills.

26
01:57.750 --> 02:00.500
Lot's of travel.

27
02:00.500 --> 02:03.500
Cold. Wet. Have you even been to Tumbarumba?

28
02:04.500 --> 02:08.000
I wouldn't tie my dog up there.

29
02:08.750 --> 02:13.500
We were building something.

30
02:14.000 --> 02:16.750
Everything was in place.

31
02:17.500 --> 02:21.750
I'd booked in my tattoo, taken off Mad Monday.

32
02:27.000 --> 02:29.000
Now it is all ruined.

33
02:30.500 --> 02:34.000
"Give it to Quigs" was MY entire coaching strategy.

34
02:34.500 --> 02:36.500
We have not won a single game without him in three years.

35
02:41.000 --> 02:42.500
There is only one option left

36
02:43.000 --> 02:47.500
Put fucking Rory in the ruck. He loves it.

37
02:48.500 --> 02:53.000
We won't win a centre clearance all year anyway

38
02:54.000 --> 02:56.000
Might as well put Tyson in there,

39
02:56.500 --> 02:59.750
he can get bashed all year for all I care.

40
03:00.000 --> 03:02.500
Let's seem him sink cans at half time now

41
03:04.750 --> 03:07.500
Don't worry, I'm sure Tyson will be in the back pocket all year

42
03:14.250 --> 03:16.250
It's over.

43
03:19.250 --> 03:23.250
My coaching career is over before it began.

44
03:25.550 --> 03:26.750
We'll never beat Thurgoona again.

45
03:31.500 --> 03:33.750
Do we still have Steele?

46
03:40.750 --> 03:46.250
At least I can rely on that old cunt to kick some goals

47
03:46.500 --> 03:49.000
If the pill ever gets down there that is

48
03:53.750 --> 03:56.000
Fuck the Upper Murray. Fuck it to hell.