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Sir, ops in Portland/Chicago continue

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over 100 nights

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Full military load out

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Face covers, camo, tear gas

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Oregon National Guard ready to deploy

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Response?

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Resistance?

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Mein Führer...

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They used...

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memes and joy; naked biking

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inflatable costumes too sir

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Everyone leave. Except my generals.

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MEMES AND BIKERS

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COSTUMES AND DANCING

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THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO REBEL

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The Guard will incite them.

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What do you mean blocked?

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the judge said what?!

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I can't actually use the insurrection act

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Federal tactical units against this?

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We're intimidating them sir.

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Helicopters versus Cookie Monster?

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They keep bringing positivity sir

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It was supposed to be a war zone

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Not a god damned joke

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Do you know...

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...what this is like?

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We deployed tactical units...

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...against inflatable DINOSAURS.

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137 NIGHTS! And MORE COSTUMES!

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They call it Operation Inflation

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Chicago copied them. Winnie the Pooh!

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We called Chicago a hellscape.

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Pritzker wore body armor. JOKED!

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Hot dogs with ketchup!

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anti-Antifa roundtable

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while they danced outside.

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Tear gas to a dance party.

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We LOST.

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Not through bullying.

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We lost to JOY.

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Don't cry you can still be a trad wife.

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They figured it out.

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Make us look absurd doing it.

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We fell for it.

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History will remember this.

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Riot gear versus Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.

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How will we survive this mockery?

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Maybe more LARPers will do it.