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Plans for Ivemey's 60th Birthday bash, Boarded Barns, The Bronx

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Fish and chip supper, Roulette table

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Free Bar, apple pie and custard

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Venue, Bills Bar

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Kings Road, Boarded barns, the Bronx

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Good, very Good

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very enjoyable

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Mr Wise,

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I regret

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I regret however, despite the location

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its strictly Tuxedo only without exception

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All Arsenal supporters remain, all other losers remove yourselves

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A fucking Tuxedo, is he taking the piss

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in the fucking Bronx

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who does that jumped up prick think he is

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Its the fucking Bronx for fuck sake

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Does he want to make a fucking fool of me

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I've got a reputation to preserve

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I'm fashionable and sophisticated, i'm an Hugo Boss

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kind of guy, but this is taking the piss

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But it's a free bar

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Fuck the free bar

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Banging 80's synth classics

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But the fucker wont play any Bowie

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that's all I fucking want

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Fucking Tuxedo my fucking arse

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That fucking Hammer does my head in

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Always 1980 this and 1980 that

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That fucking Brooking fell over his zimmer frame

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And now a fucking Tuxedo in the Bronxs is to much

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I'd rather wear fucking speedos on the Russian front

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and play naked twister with Stalin

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Naked twister, with Tebby

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That was my destiny

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All that wasted baby oil

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I just can't face it, I've never been so lost

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I will not wear a fucking Tux

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Even if it is that fuckers 60th Birthday

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Is Scott wearing a fucking Tuxedo

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What about Butler and Owers

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I just wont fucking do it

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Its ok, it's a boys night

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All I ever wanted to be was a great painter

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but I got paint over my Tuxedo

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And when I let you borrow it

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You stretched it you fat fucke

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Will there be Jelly and ice cream

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what about a party bag

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Maybe I could wear my Tux