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Solana: Thank you for coming I'm going to be blunt

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Every time we run 3 up

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These cherry picking fuckers take both wings and cut in

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The enemy goalie deep balls it to the wide open wing

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He bounces it to the other wing at the back post, who then lobs to the open top

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Bobby: Zoot is our contain

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and you behind him, I'm not concerned

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Solana: Senor Bobby

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Zoot...

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Yu: Zoot is a choke artist bro giving up 3 goals a game

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He bites on the open wing

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Everyone but Solana, Goalie, Yu, Zoot...go practice

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WHAT IS THE POINT OF THE WHITEBOARD?!

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The COUNTLESS, FUCKING nights of VODS & WHITEBOARD!!!

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Fucking Goalie; says he's listening, but really he's playing other games with those SHITTER randoms

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Don't get me started on Rypose and Yoshi...

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THESE HOES SURE AINT LOYAL

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All these little girls recruited by ATLAS!!

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I'm sick and tired of him trying to pick up bitches with our club

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AND YOU ZOOT...WHAT IN THE FUCKING HELL BRO?!

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Zoot: BUT BRO, he's wide open and ready to strike!

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Bobby: I dont GIVE. A. FUCK. THIS FAKE DEFENDER BULLSHIT

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Zoot: Senor Bobby You're Right! I'll end my career at once!

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Bobby: You literally came up with this shit how can you not execute it!

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BABIES COULD DO THIS

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What does it take to have some patience

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Don't fucking tackle and sit in the fucking middle

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Don't bite on the open wing and stop jumping for every lob like garbage

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You keep trying to hook up with these whores on hinge and always stoning

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During the game turn your brain gay so you can focus and keep your eye on the prize

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I WANT THAT $100 FUCKING SLOCLAP PRIZE ZOOT

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YOU HAVE THE EASIEST JOB ON THE FUCKING FIELD- JUST STALL THEM!!

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I even come myself to help you

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What the FUCK do you want from me. I AM THE FUCKING STRIKER.

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I SCORE AND YOU THROW IT

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Fucking idiot...

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YOU NEVER EVEN LOOK AT ME WHEN IM WIDE OPEN ON THE COUNTER RUN

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AFTER ALL WE HAVE GONE OVER, DAY IN AND DAY OUT

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You play the role like a fucking trash bag

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I move you up, you'll strike like a fucking trash bag

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These bitches fill your fucking head with clout

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Yoshi: Its ok, I have a team of simps for you to join

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Bobby: What the fuck happened bro

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In the old days we'd score 4-5 goals a game

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I used to cum...

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Now I barely drip, alone

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I'm sorry for yelling my brother...you know I love you

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But you've just been so retarded lately

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Come take a knife hit