WEBVTT 0 00:00.500 --> 00:03.250 Navy One exceeded in DCS, but Two struggled 1 00:04.000 --> 00:05.500 The flying events are most troubling 2 00:05.650 --> 00:07.500 It appears Navy excelled during the flying events 3 00:08.000 --> 00:12.000 as Navy One won both flying events 4 00:12.900 --> 00:15.500 And many of our teams disqualified in the air 5 00:17.500 --> 00:19.000 The ground and strategy events will carry us 6 00:19.000 --> 00:21.500 We exceeded and won every one of those. 7 00:24.750 --> 00:26.500 Coach 8 00:27.500 --> 00:28.500 Coach... 9 00:31.000 --> 00:33.500 The ground events are weighed significantly less 10 00:34.000 --> 00:36.000 The flying multiplier was 2x. We lost the overall competiton. 11 00:53.000 --> 00:58.500 These men will stay: Sean Smith, Jeremy Dunn, Ryan, and Ed Champ. 12 01:13.000 --> 01:15.000 How did we lose?! 13 01:15.250 --> 01:17.750 We just lost at our own competition 14 01:18.750 --> 01:23.250 They don't even have any facilities or planes! 15 01:25.250 --> 01:28.000 Only six of them showed up and only four competed! 16 01:29.250 --> 01:31.000 They used our planes and flew in our own airspace! 17 01:31.500 --> 01:34.000 They haven't seen any of these landmarks or trainers before 18 01:34.750 --> 01:37.750 And they wiped the floor in what we should've been best at! 19 01:37.500 --> 01:40.500 They didn't even go to Nationals last year! They're broke! 20 01:40.500 --> 01:42.750 Coach, I can't allow you to insult the hard work of- 21 01:42.750 --> 01:46.250 Hard work? You lost to a bunch of untrained seamen! Hardly can call that hard work! 22 01:46.500 --> 01:48.790 We did exceptionally well in many of the events 23 01:48.790 --> 01:52.000 Second place is first loser, do you not get that? 24 01:53.000 --> 01:54.500 This is humiliating! 25 01:56.000 --> 01:57.750 We've been preparing for this competition for months 26 01:57.750 --> 02:00.500 And it wasn't even enough to doctor their ground event scores 27 02:00.500 --> 02:03.500 And mess with the RNG on Axis and Allies 28 02:04.500 --> 02:08.000 How can we sandbag with a broke team with nothing and then lose on our own turf? 29 02:08.750 --> 02:13.500 We literally fly every day and have our own building, gym, showers, and weather people 30 02:14.000 --> 02:16.750 I built this team with my own bare hands over years 31 02:17.500 --> 02:21.750 I should have all of the Firsties put on tours and shot like that Midshipman! 32 02:27.000 --> 02:29.000 All of these awards... 33 02:30.500 --> 02:34.000 The work, over years, I put into this team... 34 02:34.500 --> 02:36.500 Pissed away in two afternoons 35 02:41.000 --> 02:42.500 Such bullshit... 36 02:43.000 --> 02:47.500 Such bullshit we have people too busy chewing toothpicks and making popcorn to focus on competing! 37 02:48.500 --> 02:53.000 How about next time instead you actually win at our own competition? You should all be ashamed 38 02:54.000 --> 02:56.000 If this wasn't a bitch ass Academy I'd PT you all to death 39 02:56.500 --> 02:59.750 Maybe if you all were hazed like them you'd actually be good at something 40 03:00.000 --> 03:02.500 All those powerpoints and FTX's and you still can't figure out how to win 41 03:04.750 --> 03:07.500 Don't worry darling, it doesn't count for NIFA... 42 03:14.250 --> 03:16.250 When I said it would be fair I didn't mean it 43 03:19.250 --> 03:23.250 I can't believe we set all that up only to fail at our own game 44 03:25.550 --> 03:26.750 And so... 45 03:31.500 --> 03:33.750 CAW is lost. 46 03:40.750 --> 03:46.250 Make sure not to invite them back next year so we can sweep USCGA and feel good about ourselves. 47 03:46.500 --> 03:49.000 And then we can justify the millions we've wasted 48 03:53.750 --> 03:56.000 Go enjoy your fuckass Whirlyball