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Now the Supersport is back from Morgan

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with the faults sorted you can take

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It for a test drive here and here

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past the Russian patrols

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avoiding this area

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Make sure the hard top is taken off

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While the sun is shining through the smoke

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Mein Fuhrer, we still can’t  get the hardtop  off

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Technicians are still trying to remove it

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We have sent for rocket scientists from the V2 factory

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Also the phone charger still isn’t working, it’s only use is now as a phone holder

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Everyone out except the spec and options committee.

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Eva begged me to order a Porsche

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begged me, but I listened to you idiots

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who convinced me this pile of English crap would make a good replacement for the 770K Mercedes

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And now look where we are

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I should have known

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I knew it would be a disaster when

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I found out the Italians would be in charge.

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I’m surprised the frigging thing hasn’t got five reverse gears and one forward.

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I’m sure you and Eva will love it when the soft top is working.

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It leaks like a f****** sieve her blond barnet is as flat as a pancake now

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Once we get the hardtop off, we can fix it.

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And what about the friggin’ phone charger

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If I had wanted a phone holder

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I would have bought one off EBay for two quid.

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And what about the dents and missing trim?

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and the squeaks and rattles

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I would phone Goring and order what’s left of the

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Luftwaffe to bomb Malvern if my frigging phone wasn’t flat

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And what happened to that idiot Hess

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I ordered him to fly to Morgan with a list of  complaints - where is he?

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I asked the paint shop to put little swastikas on the bonnet

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and they put two LGBTQ 🏳️‍🌈instead flags.

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Those dumkopfs are sending me mental

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I should have been tooling around the Yorkshire Dales now

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Instead of being stuck in this godforsaken bunker

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Waiting for these repairs and infernal corrections

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By the time it gets sorted, the Russians will be here

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And I could have bought five friggin Panzers for the price of it

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They will be making Beetles in Malvern when I’ve done with them

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He doesn’t mean it - he’ll get used to it

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It’s no good

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I have to admit defeat

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Do you think I can still

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Get a full refund

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Or even a part ex

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for a Plus Four

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Why didn’t I order a Porsche?