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Good morning Blake

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It’s your Bachelor

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The boys are locked in

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Johnny will be squad lead

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Adam is lead sniper

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This is a solid group

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It should be a nice chill weekend

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Uhhhh Sir

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Chill?

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It’s not going to be chill

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It’s going to be fuckin insane

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Anyone with a vagina please leave the room

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How insane are you talking

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Johnny as squad lead???

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Do you realize how hard he’s gonna push us

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Did Dawson and Cade plan this

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We might fucking die

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Hayden is coming too?

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This is impossible to control

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One of us isn’t coming home

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Dak: We’ll be fine

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WE ARE FUCKED!

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Dak: tranquillo man

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I’m gonna shoot you in the head

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30 years I waited

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And you tell me

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We are going into a hornet nest

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Are you mad???

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People are gonna be foaming at the mouth

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Running off into the dark

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Hayden’s gonna take his pants off

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And there’s nothing we can do to stop it

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I knew this would happen

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I recruited the most dangerous men on the planet

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This is what I get

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An unreal weekend

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Next fucking level

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And do you know the worst part?

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I can’t wait

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I don’t give a shit

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All of you will do as I say

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Don’t worry Tim, there will be whiteclaws

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You thought I would be worried

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I’m gonna out drink all of you pussies

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So many shots

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A zillion beers

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If I’m the only one who makes the flight back I’ll consider it a succesful weekend

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I’ll have your money from golf

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One thing to do, send it