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Mi6 has been tracking a tweet

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from a 9 year-old

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in South London. His grandmother then re-tweeted it

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We also have reports

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of a 3-star Yelp review in Kensington

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Arrest the kid

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Make an example of him

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Mein Fuhrer (Keir Starmer)

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Steiner

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We look like absolute tools

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you cannot arrest a kid for a tweet

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Any of you with X accounts, leave the bunker. Kietel, Jodl, Kreps, you need to leave X

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That Brazilian judge was right!!

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Cancel it all. Arrest everyone!!

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Do you realize how easy it was to control the peasants

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before Elon took over??

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I still have my X account...

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Send the SS for the 9 year-old

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and his gradma too

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call her racist. Then edit the Yelp review to 5-stars

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Mein Fuhrer, this is already backfiring!! You look like an African dictator

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Arrest them all

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Mein Fuhrer, no one even reads Yelp reviews anymore

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If we let them have opinions, we lose control

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First, they rate restaurants...

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...then they make memes of me

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We're fuckin morons. The memes will go viral

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and the peasants will laugh at us

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and then there will be more re-tweets

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we can control them with fear

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but humor breaks the curse

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arrest them all. This is what Stalin would do

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It was so much easier before Elon bought X

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we actually convinced them that cow farts

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could change the weather

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there was no way to verify anything

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the Davos boys could just make shit up

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Now the peasants can share their views and come to a consensus

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they're saying that the migrants are causing trouble

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they're saying that the migrants raped my daughter

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they're fuckin migrants. What did anyone expect??

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I can share my memes later

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Now, it's too late

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they know we're idiots taking orders from Davos

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and they know we have no plan

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we deserve to be memed

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Davos hasn't even told me why we need all these migrants

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is there even a plan??

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no wonder they keep making memes