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Niamh, Can you tell us about your travels?

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Did you visit here?

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I understand this is where the 'KitKat' is

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*flashbacks occur*

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But i too hear it is full of cultural wonders

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never mind my travels, I came home to no food

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I saw no red carpet

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Niamh

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Please...

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We all have busy lives

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I also have not had the time to prepare your quarters

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Not again.. Nana, Grandad and Theo, all leave.

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I have fucking told you

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When I grace you with my presence

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I expect you to drop everything. You are lucky to be able to give me lifts at my request

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Mum, you pick me up 5 minutes late?!

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With no fucking Starbucks?

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As for you Nathan, My room is mine!

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No matter where I am in the world

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It should remain pristine, you mutt!

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But Niamh, I work full time. I don't always have time.

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I don't care, I should be able to eat my dinner off the floor. That's if Mum ever bought food.

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Niamh, you're back for one night. Can you not sleep in the sm-

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Small room? Are you joking? You Idiot!

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All of you...

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Think just because I have moved out

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Think you can do as you please?

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How fucking stupid, I am the fuhrer!

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And the workshop, Is john preparing for me to start the third Reich?

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What food am I to make with Sardines and Kidney beans?!

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No Barilla pesto again

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They had a better shitting canteen in Birkenau. You cunts

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Why have you not learned to yield?

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Listen to me, and life will be easier for you all

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What is so hard to grasp?!

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[trying not to fake salute to Mum]

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{incoherent nonsense about Glasgow]

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All I want, is you all to lay at my feet. With no questions asked, is that so hard?

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I expected better

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I haven't just had 12 weeks off, most of which in the sun, to be treated like this!

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While you three live like pigs!

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{Murphy crying for food}

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As for tonights' dinner...

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You can band together and make me something large. Which I will not share

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Mum...

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Where is your jewelry box?

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You think you can hide it from me? I am your daughter and I am entitled to it.

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Earrings, rings, Bracelets. You name it, I want it

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And forget the pink pillow