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A-RON we have located the PANTHERS!!!

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They are waiting for us at Don Filipa,Thai Beach Bar & Bamboo

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The early signs are, that it is not looking good!

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They've unleashed some secret weapons this year

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If I'm honest, I'm fucking shitting myself!!!!!

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Don't tell me they don't have PEPSI LAD

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& Ice Cube, who condemned the toilets a few years ago

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Captain.....it gets fucking much worse

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THEY HAVE THE FUCKING HORSE!!!!

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& Wazza fresh from the Barmy Army, Jim, OOOOOO, Ice Cube & Phelpedo

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I've thought we can offer them a cash out...!!!!

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Parky, Pigeon , Smithy , Highlander....PISS OFF!!!!!

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Its that fucking HORSE, he hasn't lost a match since 2014

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I've got the fucking Pigeon, who has to call Jacqui 983 times a day

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Sticks his chest out, every times he makes a fucking triple bogey

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falls out with every fucker, every year....prances across those stepping stones like pissing Bamby

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Highlander, whose never fucking won on the continent

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Parky whose never won a bloody trophy in his life, he isn't even on a board for the committee cup

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TJD never been to Portugal, Smithy didn't even get paid out for best nett last day last year

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How the fuck are we meant to win, against these fucking legends of Ladbrook

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A-RON please just listen, Pigeon can't get worse than his 26 points in the Seniors Open

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I don't think you  fucking realise, our team has an average age of 87

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GD has promised he won't get pissed on the first night & Highlander lose all his money at backgammon

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I don't give a fuck........it's going to be a fucking MASSACRE!!!

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it's that fucking OOOOO and his merry band of Leprechauns they are going to fuck us!!!

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We mares swell give them the fucking Trophy now!

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I told you Bastards to practice!! But you just get fucking pissed every Wednesday & Sunday!

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Fucking Ooooo with his stupid fucking shirts!

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We've got all the gear...and no FUCKING idea!!!!!!

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Fucking Ping, we should have got FUCKING SLAZENGER or DUNLOP cos we are pissing useless!!!

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and I bloody guarantee we won't win bloody Chucky ball either!

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and I fucking swear Wazza mentions how much money he has ill chuck my self in the fucking sea!!

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Don't tell me Ice Cube has already has brought some water purifying tablets also.....

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and that Jim won't be falling out of CATS every night!

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Because its going to be a fucking disgrace!

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I think I might ban Pigeon from FaceTiming Jacqui

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Because I can't fucking take it every evening at the dinner table!

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And that Fucking PEPSI LAD

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Lives in my head rent fucking free & he isn't even coming!

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And OOOOOO I fucking despise him!

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Phelpedo, Wazza, Jim , Ice Cube & Horse can fuck off!

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It will be over soon Marlene! another year without a trophy

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Send them our Surrender Agreement!

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I don't think I can stomach those fucking leprechauns winning

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I give up

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and TJD you've been the worse fucking vice I could have imagined for!

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There's nothing more we can do.....

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OOOOo, Ice Cube, Horse, Phelpedo, Wazza & Jim -BASTARDS

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Its over.....