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Papi Nuno there is another megathread

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it is approaching 500+ comments

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We've briefed LTs for their Q&As

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Most still believe the hiring freeze is real

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and budgets remain capped as you've requested

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And everyone keeping

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to five page presentations?

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Papi Nuno

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they

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They think you are inauthentic

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and there is a meme of you getting punched in the face.

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If you leave the office at 3pm, get out.

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It's about the PACE,

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the ENERGY, THE DRIVEEEE

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They are redundant idiots!

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I dont care about their well being

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I want one app yesterday

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I don't care who you have to fire to do it

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bring in macquarie

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Do you like losing?? Honestly, do you?

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Mi Papi, they are not wearing suits

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Take away their loyalty leave, they are not loyal!

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Papi Nuno, they are asking about WFH

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Scum, where I come from you work 7 days a week 12 hour days

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Just do it, I don't care how

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Or you are fired

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We need to transition

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We will work like chinese

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rally around me

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the stock price needs to go up up up

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we need to cut cut cut

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BEFORE Christmas make them feel pain

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offshore or AI now

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I drink chamomile TEA in the morning!

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I speak 3 languages!

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For 35 years

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I have been a dominate figure in the banks

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I will rule over these peasants

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They will respect me

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I've read over a 1000 books

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I bet Shane never read any books!

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It's okay fill out your MyVoice Survey

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It's going to be a Nuno-geddon

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Operation Nu-Beginnings

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I'll bring all my friends

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Bruce, did you send that redundancy email?

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Make sure you send it late so they keep working

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I can't have them just sitting around getting paid

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Make sure you proof-read it.