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Due to a number of piss poor rides, we have had to reduce the HBP circuit

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Take out Cox's Bay, Westmere and Grey Lynn...

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...here, here, and here.  We still do Remuera Road,

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Glendowie and St Heliers

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Getting back to Honey Sundays in time for coffee ahead of the runners

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Well as long as we still do Mt Riddell then that should be fine

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and we still go hard down Mt Ngapipi and Tamaki

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Dear leader...

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JC...

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JC said he isn't doing Mt Riddell anymore

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He has to get home to get bread for Cath

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Driscy, Tornado, Cheets, Mike and Grant stay

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You are a bunch of fucktards

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It's not enough that I have to put up with

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your Fulton Hogan outfits and having to wait

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for these fucking remedial riders

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who should be leaving 15 minutes earlier

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and now you don't even want to do the full loop!

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The posse is falling apart.  Half these

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fuckers don't turn up let alone pay into the coffee kitty

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It's a very early start for the posse

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Tornado doesn't get up at 5am not to do Mt Riddell

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Peaky's corner also has headwinds this time of year

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I've had it.  It's not enough

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that I have this fucking

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buzzing in my ears from that fucking machine

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day after day after day

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getting the shits five times a day

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I now have to deal with you dumb fucks

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Buschy and Keelo have done a Lord Lucan...haven't seen them for years

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and with Al it's like riding

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with Fabio with that beautiful head of hair

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We've become a girl guide brigade

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where all we seem to do is

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sell fucking samosas and protein bars

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to each other over and over

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And now there's this splinter group

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pumping each other at the gym

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ponsing around with their

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tight pants and muscle shirts

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and that donkey-fucker JC  strutting around like he's Joe Weider

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It's ok Cath, I'm sure JC can still get an erection

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I miss my Kona

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It was a beautiful machine

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Maybe I get back on the Harley

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I still don't know how to fix a puncture

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That's why I need you more than ever Grant

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But right now there is only one thing to do

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I'm joining Le Fogg