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It seems that the students in 272H are struggling

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The labs are useless

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And the recitations suck

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The class average is quite low. A lot was riding on this midterm

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It also seems that the syllabus is outdated

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And how did this midterm go?

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This should all be in control

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Mein führer…

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The midterm…

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The midterm average was 52%

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It required a PhD in condensed matter physics

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We studied the textbook, the slides, and the homework. Everyone out

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For fucks sake!

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Every fucking time!

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This physics department is trying to make us go fucking insane!

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We all knew that E&M would be difficult -

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But what right does that give them?

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To give us an exam like this one?!

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What the fuck even is a 2D material?

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If this isn’t the last time we get screwed by these jackasses!

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Mein führer, the class will certainly be curved -

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Who CARES if it’s curved - we’re all fucked regardless

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Mein führer, we don’t even know the grading scheme

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These conniving bastards. This wasn’t even in the textbook!

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It wasn’t even in the HOMEWORK!

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What sort of “education” is this?

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An R1 AAU university and we cannot give a proper exam

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Boiler up my fucking blood pressure!

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I swear to God this shit makes me want to transfer!

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Even Ball State has better professors than this! Even Ivy Tech!

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And to think - how fucked the final will have to be

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Barely even out of his post-doc and we have to let him “teach us” E&M!

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If I haven’t dropped out by the final.

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You should have seen me in AP physics. I was the GOAT

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I had it DOWN!

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For fucks sake

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Even Durbin would be better than this! Anything would have been!

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Fuck we could have had Dr. Carlson! If you could even imagine that!

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Every day it’s something new

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That son of a bitch who published “matter and interactions” -

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Even those morons at IU have better professors!

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It’s OK - he said it would be curved

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You know I wanted to be a physicist?

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This is - unimaginably stupid. Why do they do this to us.

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It is lost.

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A dream, but only for so long

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You should have seen me during BGR. I thought I would rule the world back then.

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And now I’m at the mercy of these idiots.

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I’m done.