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We have found some informations

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In Die Republik

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There is an estimated GDP

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They also mention 12.000 professional soldiers

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And roughly 20 Eiffellander-made tanks

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Open their Factbook

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and find Ostmark's detailed statistics

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Your Imperial Majesty

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Ostmark..

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Ostmark refuses to write a Factbook

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they told us to search the forum.

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Everyone leaves except Sylvania and Nanuka

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HOW

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HOW DOES HE EVEN REMEMBER

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HE HAS NO LIST OF MINISTERS

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He only mentions Maria Holler..

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THE MINISTER OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS!

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He refuses to let the past iterations of Ostmark go

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AND HE STILL USES THE OLD MAP'S GEOGRAPHICAL REGIONS

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HE MENTIONS NATIONS THAT DO NOT EXIST ANYMORE!

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Your Majesty! He is deeply committed to Nation Building

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KADIKISTAN IS NO LONGER ON THE MAP!

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My Emperor, he puts a lot of effort in his nation!

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Nobody knows ANYTHING about Ostmark

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BUT WE NEED TO

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He can't expect us

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To look throught seven years

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Of threads, posts buried in the archives!

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There is an entire forum section for Factbooks

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AND YET HE REFUSES TO WRITE ONE

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I'M GONNA FUCKING WRITE IT

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UNTIL EVERY SINGLE OSTMARKIAN IS IDENTIFIED!

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Every single nation in europe-game has a factbook

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Because it makes it easier for players

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To find informations and interact with each other

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But Ostmark..

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HE CHANGED THE FRIDERICUS REX'S SINKING LOCATION 3 TIMES

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AND SUDINSEL DISAPPEARED ONCE

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Only to reapper one year later..

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BUT NOBODY KNOWS HOW MANY PEOPLE LIVE THERE

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I DON'T THINK HE KNOWS EITHER!

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30.000, it's written in Die Republik

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Maybe.. i should stop asking him

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He will never write a Factbook..

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That's out of question..

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Open up Die Republik...

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And find out where the hell is Wien on the map of Ostmark, if there is any

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And what trade resources they have

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He's gonna make them up anyway..