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Sir we're in the home stretch

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We have four players

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on not a grower's, not a show'ers

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and need to announce another name

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for when we get to Pinehurst next month

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is it too late to undraft Brent or Dan?

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I think I got the Olson's mixed up

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sir, there's a rule

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that everyone needs

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to be on a team

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even if they've only paid the deposit so far

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if your dick is bigger than 2 inches showing or 4 inches growing, get out of my office

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who is available on short notice

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that has a tiny dick

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and can hit nukes off the tee that make Hiroshima look like a 3 year old bday party

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I need someone that has been expelled from a mostly white school

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to go to an all white school

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that can't keep his clothes on when Whitney comes on

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and hits nukes at greens, 66th street in Richfield

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and cars at 94 from the Action City mini golf course

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Sir I think he'd be down for throwing a dildo on a WNBA court

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Is it a green dildo or is he going to get creative with it?

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I think he'd throw a butt plug if we needed

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It better be someone who's willing to jump off a balcony

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when their favorite

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team gets trucked by Ole Miss

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in a massively important conference game

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and then lays in bed all night

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watching Tebow's post game presser on repeat

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Sobbing, feeling so bad for Tim because he worked so hard

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Getting curb stomped as 14-point favorites

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in the swamp of all places, with Harvin and Hernandez on his team

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to cap things off

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tosses his cock into his right-hand

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and gives it the Odin Lloyd treatment

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We can't fuck this pick up

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we've got one guy that can't keep his shit in his body on zoom calls

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and another guy telling that guy that the best thing about him is his diabetes

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while Pat's team is high fiving...

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ass slapping and playing cum cracker

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does this guy even have a plane ticket yet...

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he's flying on spirit and doesn't have a big front seat and they stopped selling buzz balls

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I guess any guy

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who's willing to pull Kevin Horner's dick out

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and give him

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an OTP handjob is good with me

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just make sure he brings the same oversized ball marker to Raleigh that he brought to State in 2000.

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and order a Costco sized supply of mango mist

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let's do it bud, give me Tommy Solum